Golly! Does it ever end with home repair?

[LeftyFingerPop]

Gee, it sure doesn't!

Pass me the lemonade!

Whew!

[malta blue]

1. no.

It never ends :banghead:

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. Here's some...

cold lemonade for you.

When your project for today is completed, the beer gods say that you may drink many beers.

[Left Is Write]

2. In a word, no.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. I usually....

dork something else up terribly in the process of fixing another thing. That is my theory on why you see so many angry looking men in Home Depot every Saturday.

[Redstone]

5. Absolutely not. If it ain't one damn thing, it's another damn thing.

Sometimes I wonder if renting wouldn't be better.

Redstone

[yellowdogintexas]

6. Never. Ever. Ends. nt

[kaiden]

7. And all the directions are translated from Chinese.

So nothing makes sense, is backwards and the screws and nuts are "metric" so they fit absolutely nothing.

And then someone always loses an eye.

[madeline_con]

9. Translated by the Chinese guy who almost flunked English, BTW.

Have you read some of this stuff?

spelledit

[madeline_con]

8. Some home improvement company (I forget which one) used to say...

If you've got a house, you've got a project.

[texanwitch]

10. No.

The house owns you, you don't own the house.

Like cats.

[Fire Walk With Me]

11. Golly! Gee?

You okay tonight? ;)

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. Fine thanks friend...

How are you? :hug:

[elshiva]

13. Here have a cold glass:

:hug: Is that too sour?

[ileus]

14. There's always something, I replaced 3 smoke detectors and framed an door opening.

And still the list goes on.

[TrogL]

15. wanna help me fix my place up

Need to finish the bathroom and kitchen floors, string two more wiring circuits to the living room and studio, then finish up the framing and plastering.

[puerco-bellies]

16. Home repair actually increases the need for even more home repair.

Now to finish that shower rebuild some time this century.