Shaved pussy

[graywarrior]

cats










So I'm 12 emotionally....big deal....like you all aren't.

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. What... I think you've matured a lot.

You're totally 14 now. :rofl:

[graywarrior]

2. Of all the lounges in all the world she walks into mine

Fiures you'd click on this. At least you aren't afraid to admit it.

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. I click all your threads (the ones I see anyways...)

I'm a stalker like that. :loveya:

[graywarrior]

4. I wondered what you did since you stopped stalking Toby.

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. I still stalk Toby.. I'm just more discreet.

Juke Kartel has a new drummer and are set to release a CD soon.

[graywarrior]

6. Lukie was on Howard Stern's show the other day.

I did not listen. I am into another obsession right now.

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. My mom probably heard him.

She for some twisted reason loves Howard Stern. :shrug:

What's the new obsession? Or is it still Alan? :P

[graywarrior]

10. Aaaaalllllaaaaaaannnnnnn! OMG OMG OMG

It's still Alan. Dear Lord, I love that man

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. I know, I know.

He makes you hoo-hoo feel funny. :rofl:

[graywarrior]

15. He makes me wet

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. Do you want your thread locked?

If so.. we might as well do it right. :evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

20. What....I meant I have to take a cold shower after I pleasure myself thinking of him

No....before. Or is it after? I know.....both. No....during! ! ! !

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. Down girl! Don't make me get the hose.

[graywarrior]

24. Ha ha

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. Oooh Toby.

'scuse me a moment... where did I put that hose.. I need to cool off.

[graywarrior]

27. You probably put it.....

Never mind.

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. !!

You so did not just almost say what I think you almost said. :o



BTW this thread has 198 views, 6 recs, and only 28 replies.. from us!!! :rofl:

[graywarrior]

31. I click on it every two seconds. It must be meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[RevolutionaryActs]

34. But there did the 5 recs come from?

One is me, but what about the other five? They love us. :P

[graywarrior]

38. I can't recommend my own thread so it must be 5 other sick fucks

Yay! We sure do attract them!

[RevolutionaryActs]

43. come on, how can they not love us?

*bats eyes*

[graywarrior]

45. Interesting word "bats".

We are batty.

[RevolutionaryActs]

49. Aye, I think it adds to our appeal.

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

53. We should package us.

[RevolutionaryActs]

55. We should.

We could make millions! :bounce:


I still think we need our own radio show. :D

[graywarrior]

57. Hell yeah!

Someone needs to offer us a contract.

[RevolutionaryActs]

58. Yes, someone does. Helloooo person, we're waiting!!....

:o

[graywarrior]

59. We're two wild and crazy whacko's!

Plus we're hawt. Not that anyone would see us on the radio.

[RevolutionaryActs]

60. Advertisements.

Or we could just get a TV show. A reality show perhaps? Or would a talk show be best?

[graywarrior]

61. A surreal reality talk show!

We could live with and interview spirits from beyond! Like Beethoven!!!!! OMG! ! ! ! And Jesus even!

[RevolutionaryActs]

62. LOL!

:rofl: :spray:

[graywarrior]

63. AND we could be our own audience!

[RevolutionaryActs]

64. That part should be easy, since we already are.

:P

[graywarrior]

65. I am now being threatened to be left out of the big "food shopping trip"

to the big city of Conway NH. I must leave for a few. Keep this going.

[RevolutionaryActs]

66. Oooh! Buy me some ice cream, will you?

:D

[graywarrior]

67. I just got back.

I bought gomachio. Don't ask.

[RevolutionaryActs]

68. No ice cream?

:evilfrown:


:wtf: is gomachio?

[graywarrior]

69. I had to swear off ice cream. It is the devil.

Gomachio--ground up sesame seeds and salt. It's a condiment. I put it on rice. Ya so, I'm weird...that's why you married me.

[RevolutionaryActs]

70. Mm, it sounds kinda good actually.

:9

[graywarrior]

71. Yay! You so surprise me sometimes.

No wonder we drive everyone else away.

[RevolutionaryActs]

72. But we'll always have Paris.. uh I mean each other.

And seven other weirdo's who like to recommend things. :silly:

[graywarrior]

73. We really need to find out who they are.

We could have group therapy with them.

[RevolutionaryActs]

74. Maybe if we offer them something?

Like candy! :bounce:

[graywarrior]

75. I think maybe legs.

They may be legs people. But then again, maybe they're all women so that might not work.

Yeah, candy may work.

[RevolutionaryActs]

76. We could offer them the choice!

Legs or Candy. :dilemma:

[graywarrior]

77. Sex and Candy....like the song!

I'll supply the candy and you.......

[RevolutionaryActs]

78. LOL!! Why am I the one?

:rofl:


Ok, I think this might deserve its own thread... we must find out who the recommender's are!

[graywarrior]

79. Because you are ripe

:donut:

[RevolutionaryActs]

81. So I'm ripe crack with boobs?

I'm quite the tantalizing creature, am I not? :spray:

[graywarrior]

82. I'm going to an AA meeting now to spread my wisdom to people in need

[RevolutionaryActs]

83. Of ripe crack with boobs?

Gray, there's only so much of me to go around... :P

[graywarrior]

84. Yes

No



What?

See you in an hour

[RevolutionaryActs]

85. Alrighty, I'll be here.

:bounce:

[graywarrior]

88. I can't watch McCain, I can't watch McCain, I can't watch McCain.....

[RevolutionaryActs]

90. Do you see you have 15 recs?

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

92. I love you, ya know that?

[RevolutionaryActs]

96. I love you more!

:loveya::hug:

[graywarrior]

101. NOOOOOOOOOO! I love YOU more!

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze believe me....pleeeeeeeeeze.

[RevolutionaryActs]

103. Fine, fine you win. Damn drama queens.

Just don't start crying, ok?

[graywarrior]

Thank you

Now thank my pimp. He'd be horny except for the fact that he fucks himself.

[RevolutionaryActs]

107. And I'm sure he has a good time of it too.

[graywarrior]

109. Even if he does get a little confused

[RevolutionaryActs]

111. ROFL!

[graywarrior]

114. We're having sex with....

[RevolutionaryActs]

115. Oh my god you didn't!

:rofl:


I have no gif that will compete with that!

[graywarrior]

116. You can have this

[RevolutionaryActs]

117. Really? Like ohmigaw!

[graywarrior]

118. I'm in!

[RevolutionaryActs]

119. Now if that isn't a mood killer, I don't know what is.

:puke:

[graywarrior]

121. Just take a qualuud and it will all go away.

[RevolutionaryActs]

123. Really? Alright..

[graywarrior]

124. We had Nyquil with our luudes. Are we bad?

[RevolutionaryActs]

128. Oh yeah....

[graywarrior]

129. Jaysus, what an ugly baby.

[RevolutionaryActs]

132. I know, but I love the caption.

[graywarrior]

134. But I am crazy... and so are you.

[RevolutionaryActs]

135. I know..

[graywarrior]

138. That I have no point?

[RevolutionaryActs]

141. It's a good point to have.

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

144. I make a point of having none often

Please, someone come take me out of here

[RevolutionaryActs]

146. But you can't leave! They have us on lock down.

Remember? :P

[graywarrior]

147. Who? Who is they? OMG......where are they hiding?

[RevolutionaryActs]

149. The men in the white coats of course....

[graywarrior]

152. Ok, now you have seriously gone and done it

I'm going to have to adjust your attitude. Bend over.



And then turn this way, no this way!!!! OMG, THIS WAY!!!!!!!!

[RevolutionaryActs]

153. Ewww Mitt.

Ewwwww. :puke:

[graywarrior]

156. Excuse me while I grab a sandwich

[RevolutionaryActs]

157. AHHH! MY EYES! They burrrrnnnn!

x(

[graywarrior]

159. No where near as bad as when you see....

[RevolutionaryActs]

161. If I didn't love you so much, I would put you on ignore.

x(

[graywarrior]

163. You make ze threats, but you cannot reezeest.

[RevolutionaryActs]

166. It's true, I can't. But neither can you!

[graywarrior]

167. My my my, you know what that means

[RevolutionaryActs]

172. Here we go again

[graywarrior]

7. Thanks to whoever voted

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. Surprisingly enough, neither one is me.

:o

[graywarrior]

11. Pussy

cat fans

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. Don't make me rec this thread.

Cuz I will missy! :P

[graywarrior]

14. Dare ya.

No, double dare ya.

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. *sigh* Are you happy now?

We really are 12. :P

[graywarrior]

18. How we ever found one another is a fucking miracle

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. Fate baby.

B-)

[graywarrior]

21. Our marriage will live long beyond Brangilina's

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. It will last for-always.

[graywarrior]

25. Let's adopt.

I can think of two guys who need mommies.

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. Bwhahahaha

I think we should just start a commune.

[graywarrior]

30. And invite only people who look like the Survivor & LOST casts

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. But Survivor casts BEFORE they've starved.

and this dude.. we can invite him, right?




I wonder if he wears the Kilt like a true Scotsman?

[graywarrior]

40. Especially him.

Those socks! I'm weeping they're so hawt.

[RevolutionaryActs]

47. Mmhmm.

His name is Chris Capaldi. And he's a rugby player/model. :9


And wicked hawt.

[graywarrior]

48. Rugby player/model......hmmmmm.

I wonder if he gets felt up during a game.

[RevolutionaryActs]

51. I don't know.

But sweet fuck he is a fine looking man.

[graywarrior]

54. He's definetly not a douchebag

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[RevolutionaryActs]

35. OHH! Look the thread is complete!

Our witness is here. :D

[graywarrior]

50. Hope no one takes his statement or we're fucked.

[Rue]

36. Oh, wow.

You've found a lot of really nice Sphynx pictures here. I recognize some from Lolcats too.

[Taverner]

37. A shaved cat is a wondorous thing

[graywarrior]

39. Give us an example of how you know this.

:evilgrin:

[Taverner]

41. Our Maine Coon, Sophie (may she rest in peace) was shaved

And every time she sat down, she would look at us with sad eyes and let out a trilled MEOWWWWWW!

[graywarrior]

42. Shaving a Maine Coon takes balls

Owning a Maine Coon takes balls. I know....I have one now. They LOVE being furry!

[Taverner]

44. They love their furryness

Its a big pillow they carry around with them everywhere. Sophie was a skinny cat under all that fur.

I didn't do the shaving, the vet did, and she was great - although the whole time she had this shocked look on her face as if "Are you doing what I think you're doing???"

[graywarrior]

46. I think mine just read my mind as I read your post

He's giving me the squinty eyed look. Not good.

[Xipe Totec]

52. Those pussies look pissed...

I don't blame them...

:hide:

[graywarrior]

56. Pissed Off Pussies

That would make a great band name. Or a mob about to attack the WH.

[Arnold Judas Rimmer]

105. Or a group that was pissed because their candidate lost the nomination?

:hide:

[pookieblue]

80. I knew when I clicked on this thread what I would see...

butI couldn't help myself anyways...

is me? Or do all bald cats look like creatures from another planet?


Just another reason for me to think that a spaceship full of cats crashed onto Earth once upon a time and have since been planning on taking over the world...one house at a time....

[graywarrior]

87. *snort*

:rofl:

[skygazer]

86. Those photos just reinforce my opinion

Anyone who prefers their pussy shaved is seriously deranged. :P

[ElsewheresDaughter]

89. call the fire department ....

someone needs to rescue them kitties

[SalmonChantedEvening]

91. The last one looks like a Sid & Marty Krofft nightmare.

Teh poor kitteh.

:hi: gray :D :hug:

[cwydro]

93. My cat jumped off my lap

when I clicked on this thread.

Just wrong.:spank:

[graywarrior]

94. Watch out! He's headed for the razors so he can shave your head! ! ! !

[cwydro]

97. No actually,

she is a shoe thief. I can never find a pair at any time. She steals just one and hides it.

14 year old evil kitten.

[graywarrior]

100. Does she leave "presents" in your shoe?

[cwydro]

102. Lol,

no, thank goodness.

But it's a pain looking for a pair.

[graywarrior]

104. That's hilarious.

My cat just leaves little puke piles all over the place.

[cwydro]

108. I get that too.

I try to make the dogs eat it.

Saves paper towels.

They think it's a treat.

[graywarrior]

110. OMG, Mr gray thinks I'm crazy I'm laughing so hard!

[cwydro]

120. Surely he KNOWS you are crazy

by now???:hippie:

[graywarrior]

122. He made me this way.

:crazy:

[cwydro]

125. Now I am laughing

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

127. You hang out with Rev too much.

:applause: :rofl:

[cwydro]

130. I know

I'm in love with that little bouncy Prozac critter she has.

[graywarrior]

131. I knew there had to be a chemical attraction!

[RevolutionaryActs]

133. Hello toxic twin.

[graywarrior]

136. Sick sick sick sick sick sick sick

[RevolutionaryActs]

137. yes, yes you are.

[graywarrior]

139. Watch me blaaaaaargh

[RevolutionaryActs]

140. Aww kisses dahling.

[graywarrior]

142. Yay! Makes me want to siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!

[RevolutionaryActs]

143. Now that's just mean..

[graywarrior]

145. I like bad better

[RevolutionaryActs]

148. You really pop my cork you know?

[graywarrior]

150. I'm so happy I didn't listen to myself and delete all my photobucket pics

I knew you'd come back one day....if only for one day

[RevolutionaryActs]

151. I'll always come back to you!

[graywarrior]

154. Only we get us

and our twisted humor

[RevolutionaryActs]

155. ...

[graywarrior]

158. Oh, they're in my denture cup!

[RevolutionaryActs]

160. Stop plagiarizing my picture..

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

162. Yer purdy

Can we have a date?

:loveya:

[RevolutionaryActs]

164. Haven't we been over this?

[graywarrior]

165. Let's do it again!

[RevolutionaryActs]

168. Right on

[graywarrior]

170. Didn't you mean sit on?

[RevolutionaryActs]

173. This has gone so many wrong places.

[graywarrior]

176. Apparently an intellectual has entered the realm

And he is vewy vewy disappointed in our idiocy.

[RevolutionaryActs]

178. I saw, I replied.

I moved on. ;)

[graywarrior]

180. We're the best idiots ever

Just like the Red Sox!

[RevolutionaryActs]

183. Dude if we're having fun, why the need for the hate?

We didn't hurt nobody.... personally I think someone is jealous because they don't have a friend. I think we should pity them.

[graywarrior]

184. Let's all have a pity party

:nopity:

[RevolutionaryActs]

186. Mmm..

[graywarrior]

188. We'll see who gets an A on the next DU report card.

Hmmmmph. We strive vewy vewy hard to be idiots and we're good at it.

[RevolutionaryActs]

189. Exactly.. it's an art form dammit!

:D

[graywarrior]

190. Took us years to get it perfected.

It's like fueling a plane in midair fer crissakes.

[RevolutionaryActs]

191. People think it's so easy, how little they truely know.

[graywarrior]

192. Well, when you work as a GD therapist, you have no time to appreciate idiocy

[RevolutionaryActs]

193. MM, right, because there's *no* idiocy in GD

;)

[graywarrior]

194. Not when there are so many therapists ready to tell you what is wrong with you

I so appreciate their compassionate diagnoses. They give of themselves freely. We should be grateful that someone is willing to point out our idiocy. I had no clue. And here I was thinking we were having fun. We need detention.

[RevolutionaryActs]

196. Oh you have a point, maybe we should thank him?

For his insight on such matters. Or we could use paypal to send him his fee.

[graywarrior]

198. He loves us. He came back. For joy!

[RevolutionaryActs]

95. Hey! How are you today?

I called you out earlier.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=8024019&mesg_id=8024019



:P

[cwydro]

98. Just saw it now.

Giggle....and I replied.

Not so bad after I went and rode my bike.

Plus woke up to a hurricane approaching, which concentrates the mind wonderfully.:hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

99. Eeek! I hope you stay safe.

:pals:

[cwydro]

106. Mandatory tourist evacuation

starts tomorrow.

Tropical storm force winds to reach us by Monday noon. Airport will close around then.

It'll get real ugly by Monday night. Why do these things hit at night always? Makes it moe scary.:scared:

[texanwitch]

112. Stay safe.

We lucked out with the last storm.

[cwydro]

113. Thanks.

And you too. Long time before season ends.:pals:

[IndianaJones]

126. definitely need a landing strip. nt.

[JTG of the PRB]

169. I have my doubts about this one... I don't think it's a cat.

I'm leaning toward chupacabra... :scared:

[Faygo Kid]

171. 171 posts of idiocy. Congrats. Even the Lounge can do better,

Enjoy.

[Fran Kubelik]

174. Oh come on

[graywarrior]

175. God has spoken

Everyone stop smiling and repent.

[RevolutionaryActs]

177. Well let's see.

No one made you click the thread, no one made you read the thread, and certainly no one made you reply to the thread. So yeah.. if you don't like it there's a little X next to the title, hit that the bad thing goes away. But then of course you wouldn't be able to come across as an ass. So hope you had fun.

[graywarrior]

179. Well played, bucko!

[kentauros]

181. 182 posts and it's not even locked! (yet)

The nair one has the best expression :rofl:

[graywarrior]

182. Idiot threads rule.

Throw cats into them and they RULE!

[kentauros]

185. Does that make this the

Shaved-Pussy Lounge then?

[graywarrior]

187. We've been waiting for a name all night!

And now we have it!!!!!! We're Shaved Pussy Cat Idiots!!!!!!! Down with intellectuals and crabby apples! Yay shaved pussycats!

[kentauros]

205. So, instead of the SPCA

we're the SPCI?

[Faygo Kid]

195. 200 posts for this garbage, and Skinner does nothing? My last donation has been made.

How amusing. Even for the Lounge. I guess if this is where the posts are, I can spend my money elsewhere.

Cool, as we once said.

[graywarrior]

197. We thought you left hours ago to report to the colonel.

[RevolutionaryActs]

199. I don't get you.

Honestly, if you don't like it just hit the X next to the title, put Gray and I on ignore and move on. Or maybe you're just jealous? Which is quite silly.. this entire thread is just silly fun, you do know what that means right?

[Faygo Kid]

206. Oh, hell. Have fun. I am just an old crank who is putting my 15 year old dog down this week.

Too much wine to drink, and I don't normally do that.

But this hurts, and of course you are right. Here's her pic. I'm sorry. Just a reaction.

[kentauros]

209. Awww, I'm so sorry

:hug:

What a cute little one, too :)

[kentauros]

208. I Love massive Silly/Fun threads!

Remember some of the game threads, like "Questions Only?" I remember it going well over 300 posts :P

In fact, that's what brought me to Da Lounge to begin with. Oh, excuse me, the lounge of the SPCI

[graywarrior]

200. I hope this idiot thread stays alive til kingdom come.

Just because.

:P

[Lorien]

201. Licking a giant hairy pussy:

[RevolutionaryActs]

202. Oh, now you've done it.

:rofl:

[two gun sid]

204. This needs its own thread: Hairy Pussy

cat.

[Lorien]

207. Every pussy

likes a little tongue. :P

[two gun sid]

210. I think truer words have probably never been posted.

[TK421]

203. Sweet!!! .....uh, ..........cat pictures you posted