why did god make me so irresistible to men?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

its a burden really

[Guava Jelly]

1. I dunno

Being off of the menu sure makes it a buzz kill though :mad: :P

[MrScorpio]

2. Pheremones!

[Maine-ah]

3. hell woman, you're irresistable to some of us women

my next life......:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

4. to teach them restraint

:hi:

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[Chan790]

6. Wah!

I'm hot! :P

You made you irresistible by being smart, funny, speaking your mind...

oh and you're kinda cute. :evilgrin:

[Rosie1223]

7. Because God has an infinate sense of humor

The joke's on them.

[City of Mills]

8. Eat some spinach and smile

That should help!

[Genevieve]

9. . . . .

edit.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. i am sure my clothes help. good thing i can carry them off too.

[IndianaJones]

11. are you irresistible to cougars as well? nt.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

12. no thankfully those find more preylike prey.

[datasuspect]

13. if i was a young man,

i'd be on you like stink on shit baby.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. ..

:rofl: :loveya:

[Crazy Dave]

15. God?

I'm sure your mom and dad had more to do with it instead :P

I've seen pictures of others in your family and I think it just comes natural :-)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

16. aww thanks sweetie. its a copycat

:P

[Fran Kubelik]

17. ATTENTION DUers!! THIS IS A COPYCAT.

You know, just in case you weren't aware of it.

This would be a good time to not take it seriously.

Try not to be an asshole.

Thank you.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

18. aww damn... why did you let on?

its funnier when assholes show themselves as such :P

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[PeaceNikki]

43. You're such a lil ray of sunshine!

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[Writer]

20. In truth? Bedroom eyes, voluptuous lips, and an hour-glass figure.

'Eh. You asked... :P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

21. aww, thanks man.

:hi:

[Writer]

28. You're welcome, dude.

[jobycom]

22. So that we may understand our longing for Heaven. and hone our patience

for that which we cannot attain in this world.

[NewJeffCT]

23. good question

You're being tested by God - you're a modern day Job. God is loading you up with this burden to test you.

[Orrex]

24. Wait a minute--which one are you again?

:evilgrin:

[Heidi]

25. It's not just your looks that are irresitible to both men and women.

You're smart, honest, funny and kind. Gravity gets the best of even the most impressive physical attributes, but brains, truth, humor and kindness last forever if you nurture them. But you knew that. :hug:

[MrScorpio]

27. And don't forget the Pheremones!

:P

[RetroLounge]

26. Hmmm, I think we need a picture to find out why...

:shrug:

RL

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[DarkTirade]

60. See, even Grovelbot can't stay away...

:P

[SalmonChantedEvening]

30. So that the whole world might celebrate you.

:D

Cuz dear mercy, you are beautiful.

[Xipe Totec]

31. Only poetry can answer

- I am brunette, I am on fire,
I am the very symbol of desire;
my soul is bursting with longing passion.
Do you want me? - No; You're not the one.

- My skin is fair; with golden tresses;
I bring you love and endless joy;
I am a bounty of gentle caresses.
Is it me that you seek? - You're not the one; no.

- I am a dream, I'm the impossible,
a shadowy ghost of light and mist;
I'm intangible, I am unreachable;
I cannot love you. - Please stay; you are the one!

Gustavo Adolfo Bécquer (1836-1870)

[Left Is Write]

32. Everyone has to have a burden.

Irresistibility is yours. ;)

[EstimatedProphet]

33. Are you really?

Do you project football games on your abdomen and taste like beer?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

49. no. not really

[Unvanguard]

34. And why didn't God make me the same way? n/t

[terrya]

35. You're a beautiful woman.

But...there's the gay thing with me. :-(

[SmileyRose]

36. Ya wanna switch?

No man have ever ever looked at me and thought "hubba hubba" - not even my own husband.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

53. i am sure they have.

:hug:

[Taverner]

37. I can resist your powers, Lioness! I have the shield of impotence on!

[Zuiderelle]

38. Well, this thread's gone well.

:D

[Blue-Jay]

40. It's been neutered, and therefore is no longer interesting.

Maybe Pri will post some cleavage-pics to save the day. (That's why men can't resist you - You have awesome boobs.)

[Zuiderelle]

46. Oh yes, that's a great idea!

It's a very nice cleavage.

I managed to catch the flame before it was blown out. Good stuff there.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

52. will someone pm me and let me know. pretty please? whomever does it i will send you cleavage pics

:P

[Blue-Jay]

63. Send them to terrya. He doesn't give a crap, but he likes to share.

[Zuiderelle]

64. It wasn't so interesting really.

But feel free to send me the cleavage pics anyway.

:D

[La Lioness Priyanka]

65. and get beaten up by your partner? no thanks

:P

[Zuiderelle]

66. LOL!

Oh we would share. :)

[IndianaJones]

41. your prediction in the other thread is coming true. nt.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

50. i missed all the deletd subthread fun. wanna pm me and fill me in?

[Guava Jelly]

42. Damn .. you were right

It did turn into a flame war..

[La Lioness Priyanka]

51. i know. people dont like cockiness in girls,

but ofcourse its not sexism :rofl:

[skygazer]

54. Have you forgotten your place again?

You naughty, naughty thing, you. :spank:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

55. ohhh i have been very very bad ma'am...very very bad

you should teach me how not to be so very bad

[skygazer]

56. Now I'm trying to remember

Aren't you the one who "ruined" DU a while back? I've forgotten how it all started but I seem to recall that you were accused of that heinous deed. :P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

57. yes, i was

:)

[NewJeffCT]

61. never heard that one

You ruined DU? I find that hard to believe.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

62. yes. i think i called out someon's homophobia

so naturally du was ruined

[Redstone]

48. Same thing that makes you irresistible to women.

Redstone

[DarkTirade]

58. Well it wouldn't be such a burden if you were willing to share some of it...

:P

[Faygo Kid]

59. It's yer cookin'. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

You and Catwoman. Same old story.

[IndianaJones]

67. someone has a crush on you I think. nt.

[datasuspect]

68. somebody fill me in on who the fucknozzle(s) are/were

amazing they lack the delicacy to out themselves so easily.

[SarahB]

69. Breasts

Men (and lots of women) like breasts. Add on a cute face, proportionate figure, warmth, empathy, and intelligence, you've got a winning combo. :D

[La Lioness Priyanka]

70. the exact same things could be said for you

:loveya: