Why did God make me so "resistable" to men?

[TZ]

Copycat and kinda true...x(

[NJmaverick]

1. I don't think it's true, not by a long shot

:hi:

[Iris]

2. So you could find the really good ones!

[Dr. Strange]

3. So you could do your nekkid yoga in peace.

Sorry, couldn't resist!

[TZ]

4. No problem

I also just stole that image for use elsewhere..I did get good use out of Mr. Bean today...thank you....:)

[PeaceNikki]

5. If someone came into this thread and replied, "No shit!'

that would be really mean. Not snarky.

And I wouldn't defend them or anyone who "attacked" them.

[TZ]

6. .

If someone came in here and said something that was a fact, like maybe its because you aren't making an effort..(which is partially true) I wouldn't respond to it, nor would I go to someone ELSE's thread and make a snarky remark about it.
:eyes:

[IndianaJones]

7. perhaps to steer you toward another purpose in life...like better serving Him. nt.

[RainDog]

9. so she's supposed to be an indentured servant to a male?

or are you talking about serving the flying spaghetti monster? (who, btw, wears a yarmulke from Friday eve till Sat.) Important news for Turtlensue since she was born into a Jewish household. And hey, in that case, she can just recite that Orthodox prayer, "Thank you, God, that I was not born a woman."

I'm sooooo glad there's no sexism in religions. :sarcasm:

Turtlensutra, you just have to love yourself first. Stand tall, be proud of your intellect, and wear pointy bras. :rofl:

[TZ]

11. "and wear pointy bras.."

Well I know who would give me THAT advice..BTW..our favorite pev from Minnesota (same person) was lurking in the stickies this week..You need to find the sticky he did for me it says TZ says tutch this..and click on it..A masterpiece...oh yeah and there was a copyrighted tata sticky too...:rofl:

[IndianaJones]

18. just my theory...why do you think God made her resistable? nt.

[Dr. Strange]

19. Pointy bras? You'll poke an eye out with those things!

Not that I'd be looking down there or anything.

PS Don't do a Google image search on my user name. It's completely inappropriate.

[NewJeffCT]

8. you mean you resist the advances of men?

maybe you're just picky and/or have standards.

[TZ]

12. yeah I have standards

But being picky is easy when you don't have a lot of real world choice..(though I do have my eye on somebody)

[madinmaryland]

14. YOU have standards????

:rofl:

[TZ]

15. Yes I have standards

Don't you remember? Tony Romo=:puke:

[NewJeffCT]

16. don't sell yourself short

you probably just have trouble seeing the good choices.

[madinmaryland]

10. Oh really, Snyder!!!

:rofl:

[TZ]

13. Well

Maybe its cause I keep seeing Cowboys fans around here.BLAHHH!

[CreekDog]

17. Bah

men like NASCAR and fart jokes. :crazy:

[Dr. Strange]

20. Heehee.

You said, "fart."

[Withywindle]

21. Me too, hon.

I'm good at getting laid when the urge hits, but I'm freakishly vulnerable to the 7-year-itch. If there was an Olympic event for GETTING DUMPED BY LONG-TERM COHABITANTS, I'd've heard the 'Star-Spangled Banner' playing just for me several times over. :( (I think I have an invisible banner across my chest that says "Miss Right Now.")

[GoddessOfGuinness]

22. So that the men who are worthy of you can feel special

:hug:

[Robeson]

23. These type of posts are pointless without pictures.

[Dr. Strange]

24. Here's her latest:

[Robeson]

26. Wow, I've never met an actual "in-the-flesh" cartoon before...

...damn, she is different.

[TZ]

28. ..

I see you posted your "collaborative" effort.....:rofl:

[Pierre.Suave]

25. awww...

:hug: for sueNturtle...

:P

[Evoman]

27. I find that the key to being irresistable is not giving a shit.

It's worked for me. :shrug:

When I was in high school, I cared what girls (and other guys) thought about me. Never had a date. Then sometime between high school and college, probably based on prior rejection, the "care" region of my brain switched off. I did and said whatever I wanted too....I didn't care one way or another if a certain girl called me back. I didn't care if a girl I met liked me. I could go in front of a crowd of people and dance like a moron completely sober and didn't give a shit what they thought.

All of a sudden, I had more interest in me then I cared to have :shrug:.

Until I met my girlfriend (who admittedly, was a friend before ever we hooked up and who I cared about), I didn't give a shit at all.

Be like Evoman...do your own fucking thing. For some fucked up reason, the less you care, the more people are attracted to you.