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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 07:32 AM
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why did god make me so irresistible to women?
it's almost a burden.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 07:33 AM
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1. Tell me about it
I'm like, ladies..Enough with the grabbing of my Junk. Get to know the real GoPsUx first :eyes:
It is a curse.:mad:
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 07:12 PM
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13. ... wait, that isn't the real GoPsUx?
:P
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 07:43 AM
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2. There is no god.
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 07:46 AM
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3. True...
so how did happenstance make me so sexy? I've got an ugly family. It wasn't genes.
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The2ndWheel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 09:39 AM
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4. To balance out the men resistible to women?
Also a burden.

Funny thing, that Barry White song just started on the radio as I was typing. Freaky.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 12:02 PM
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8. i work in mysterious ways
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 10:16 AM
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5. bet you 100 bucks, if i posted this not only would it be a flame thread
everyone would love to call me arrogant

i wonder if i should try it for kicks
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 12:01 PM
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7. yeah, but those assnozzles truly don't matter
they'd be on you for a minute then get back to to jerking each other off.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 11:34 AM
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6. charm
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 01:10 PM
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9. almost a burden
almost.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 01:49 PM
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10. hows the kid. she is so cute
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 04:59 PM
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11. she's doing fine
she's happy her mother is back. thanks for asking. How is Lisa?
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 06:52 PM
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12. lisa is good. preparing for our dinner tomorrow. did i scare the kid?
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 07:12 PM
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14. nope, not at all
she thought you were funny. she doesn't scare easily.
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