FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[elshiva]

I'm a total loser. May I please have a hug? :cry:

[SeattleGirl]

1. Yes, you may.

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

And, you are NOT a total loser!

[elshiva]

8. I'm a half assed loser then.

;) :hug:

[SeattleGirl]

11. Oh, not even!

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[Heidi]

2. Cut it out.

You're not a loser. :hug:

I *heart* you. :loveya:

[Flaxbee]

3. what the hell? You are not!

If anything, you might be a "looser". :D

I'm sorry. Trying to get you to smile. You are NOT a loser (or looser); please don't berate yourself. :hug:

[elshiva]

7. Yes, I'm a loose woman.

That's how I ended up in this mess, but thank you.
:hug:

[Breeze54]

13. "I'm a loose woman."... WOW!!!

You mean you WANTED .......... SEX?!?

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get the tar and feathers .... NOW!!!!!!!!!

And the RED 'R' too!!!!!

:eyes:

Relax. Women LOVE sex, in case no one ever told you, that is NORMAL!!!

[Name removed]

15. Deleted message

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[Lethe]

4. yes

you shall be destroyed, however

[Lethe]

18. in Ms. Pac or Galaga

your choice.

I can accomodate other 80's arcade games if you wish, too.

[Solon]

5. I will never think of you that way...

You were never a loser.

:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:
:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:
:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:
:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:

[elshiva]

6. Thank you.

:hug: :hug: :pals:

[Solon]

9. No thanks are needed...

:hug:

[elshiva]

16. Friend, you are a gift.

:hug: :pals:

[sakabatou]

10. And how did you come to this conclusion?

[Breeze54]

12. I did that once all day and night...

it was great. :P

[elshiva]

17. Fucking is fun.

:)

[Lethe]

20. yes!

but i shall provide no pictures, because the threat is upon me.

[elshiva]

21. What's the threat?

:hi: Hey, ikhor you are a hilarious person. I loved the McCain picture as the Queen.

[Lethe]

22. certain members of teh DU community don't like the naked women pictures i posted

and was threatened with tombstoning.

I say we need lots of naked pictures of beautiful women and men alike.

[elshiva]

23. It's against the rules to post naked picture threads.

But you can post these pictures to me, if you want. Me like naked men and women. ;)

[Indi Guy]

14. OK elshiva -- what did you do THIS time?...

:shrug: :hug: ;)

...It just doesn't matter. :)

[elshiva]

19. Hi, :)

:hug:

[Indi Guy]

24. The only people who don't fuckup don't need to be in the classroom...

(which is this planet) anymore...

I've learned to hate my fuckups & love their results. Not only do hate the result of fucking up -- I love it when I get it right.

I can kick my ass from here to oblivion if I focus on my mistakes; but I can also steer myself in a good direction if I focus on my successes.

It's a huge mistake for us to not let our genuine successes eclipse our failures.

We're all imperfect. The people who scare me are totally unlike you. The people who scare me are those who want to think they're perfect & ignorantly come to identify with perfect charlatans (no real hugs in that universe).

Understanding hugs come to real people who have the courage to bear their souls. Sleep well elshiva :hug: :)

[Indi Guy]

25. And BTW -- Both you and I (and the rest of world) are gonna fuckup again & again...

...but we will learn to do it less & less -- as we get it right more & more.

[AmyDeLune]

26. WHAT?!? You so are *NOT *!!!

I on the other hand...;)

[Dr. Strange]

27. Here you go:

Did you see us arguing?

[elshiva]

31. No.

:)

[Dr. Strange]

32. And the punchline...

:hi:

[elshiva]

34. I don't get it. Who is that?

Please explain. :shrug:

[Dr. Strange]

35. Someone needs to watch Serenity.

Nathan Fillion is not pleased.

[elshiva]

37. That went well...

[Dr. Strange]

40. Now that you got to post Nathan's ass...

don't you feel better?

[elshiva]

43. Yes, I do. I want to

to tuch his but. ;) My goodness he is sexy.

[Aristus]

28. Of course you may have a hug.

:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:

And you're NOT a loser!

Of course, if people see you hugging me, they may think that you are... :+

[Blue-Jay]

29. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'
<>
15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.

[elshiva]

39. I love you Jay.

Balls, balls, balls,
put her balls in my mouth
balls, balls, balls,
put my balls in my mouth

From the blooper reel of "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"

[Solon]

41. From a deleted scene from the same movie...

Jay goes down on the nun during the road trip, and both he and Silent Bob are kicked out of the car, Jay says: Eew, man, she had '70s bush. Damn second rule in that book should be: "Trim that shit".

That movie is funny as hell! :D

:hug:

[elshiva]

44. I wish I could be that nun.

;) :hug:

[crim son]

30. You are SO not a loser.

:hug: :hug: :hug: I think you're kinda wonderful.

[DU GrovelBot]

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[elshiva]

38. That's Will Robinson. You can't get anything right, grovelbot.

We are so through. Go back to RadioShack.

[MilesColtrane]

42. Wow, GB.

You're a right heartless bastard.

elshiva's pouring her heart out to us, and you barge in asking for money.

Skinner needs to take a look at your empathy circuit.

[elshiva]

45. Grovelbot is not Skinner's creation.

He is an alien cyborg, that Skinner is trying to program for the good, but even a genius like Skinner can not figure out alien technology.

That is why Grovelbot is a horny bastard, these aliens want to implant their seed and take over our world. Skinner is our only hope.

[LeftyFingerPop]

36. You are one of the best people on here...

:hug:

[Skittles]

46. WHY ARE YOU TRASHING ELSHIVA

I WILL KICK......ER......YOUR ASS