I'm taking orders for Taco Bell. Place your orders!

[Lil Missy]

I am having crunchy tacos with fire sauce.

[sasquatch]

1. Big taste tacos with fire sauce for me

[valerief]

2. E coli burrito. nt

[Lil Missy]

6. LOL! I take it you don't think much of Taco Bell.

:freak:

[Kali]

3. crunchy, add onions and "mild" - I'll take 6 so I can have some for breakfast

mild has better flavor IMO even though I like heat.
thanks!

[SeattleGirl]

4. Crunchy beef taco, soft chicken taco, and a bean burrito, with

mild sauce please!

[Lil Missy]

5. Holy responses already! Lot's of hungry people out here tonight!

I think they are open to 4:00 am, so plenty of time to get all the orders in. :)

[Robeson]

7. Bottled water.

[philosophie_en_rose]

8. caramel apple empanada, please.

:bounce:

[Liberal_in_LA]

11. Me too.

[Lil Missy]

9. Ten minutes, and leaving .......

[u4ic]

10. Do they (finally) have fish tacos on the menu?

[SeattleGirl]

12. Every time I hear the words, "fish taco", I think of a flounder, fresh

from the sea, still flopping its tail around, stuck inside a taco shell.

I am so bad!

:rofl:

[Lil Missy]

14. Thanks. I have to go barf now.

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[SeattleGirl]

15. Sorry, darling!

Didn't mean to gross you out. It's just that that IS what I think about every time I hear fish taco. And yes, I know what a fish taco actually consists of.

[Lil Missy]

16. I "may" have been exaggerating a bit in the spirit of jest.

:P

[SeattleGirl]

18. Hehehehe!

Anyone want a fresh flounder taco?

:rofl:

[Lil Missy]

13. Oh gawd, I hope not! My dad bought some for us a few years ago, and I thought I'd puke.

[Arnold Judas Rimmer]

19. No, that would be Taco Del Mar

They're advertising a salmon taco right now, I think. Though there's no mention of it on their website. They do have "fish" tacos otherwise, though.

http://www.tacodelmar.com/index.html

[moriah]

17. Damnit, now I'm hungry.

And I'm stuck up here at work, the only person on the desk so I can't run out to grab food.

When I grab a cigarette I have to have my cell phone called into the phone next to me, with my own ringer way up, so I can hear it if it rings and throw the cig down and run back inside to get it.

Don't ask me how I go to the restroom.

Damn understaffing...

[sakabatou]

20. 2 tostadas, 1 seven-layer burrito and a medium drink

[CreekDog]

25. no seven layer burritos for me

Taco Bell's guacamole is gag-inducing. :puke:

i could make better guacamole blindfolded.

[Indi Guy]

21. Please step away from the tacos...

True story:

A friend of mine worked at Taco Bell & told me that the chicken & steak stuff was OK; but don't eat the ground beef.

She saw a tub of burger meet with an unrecognizable chunk of something in it & he asked a co-worker, "What's that?" The answer was, "Oh, that's a piece of cow skin. We use Grade E ground beef."

[ScreamingMeemie]

23. .

http://www.snopes.com/food/prepare/badmeat.asp

"I've heard from several people that Taco Bell uses Grade D Edible meat in their foods (i.e. the skins, testicles, penises, et cetera ground up).


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I heard from a friend that Taco Bell meat is grade F, while most dog foods are grade D (a better grade).

[CreekDog]

22. Chili Cheese burrito

it's no longer on the menu but they will make it for you anyway. :think:

[AwakeAtLast]

27. It's on the menu here - they put it back on after a lot of demands!

:9

[yellowdogintexas]

24. some of their newer light items are not so bad. Something with chicken

and lots of tomato and lettuce, no cheese and FIRE sauce

[irish.lambchop]

26. I'm actually making tacos at home tonight -

and guacamole and salsa. Am going to throw a wedge of lime in whatever beer I happen to have in the fridge and pretend I'm in sunny Cozumel. It's been raining here for 10 days now and I'm sick of it!

[sniffa]

28. Diarrhea

[AwakeAtLast]

29. Here's my usual order

Chicken ranchero soft taco
Meximelt
Chili cheese burrito

Oh, my stomach is grumbling now!

:9

[Initech]

30. I'll take a gastric bypass and a side of E Coli please.

[Tektonik]

31. 2 7 layer burritos sans cheese & sour cream

but with extra guac and beans