I thought you loved me.

[Blue-Jay]

Why have you been ignoring me? My entire internet-life was devoted to you (and to getting in your pants, but that would be rude of me to say). All I want is for someone (with a vagina) to realize that I have much love to give. If you don't want to give me that love (on a message board), then I can accept that (in public). I'll never bother you again (except in a whiny passive-aggressive way), and hope that you find happiness (and a yeast infection or two). I thought that you appreciated my honesty (pity-fuck), and would respond in kind (naked email pictures for my private-time), but it seems as though you have instead chosen to reject me (nothing to do with the fact that I'm a sad-sack) for reasons of your own. I hope that you find happiness (bitch!) in all of your future endeavors, and occasionally find time to think about me (when you're masturbating). You'll always be a beautiful swan to me (compared to my awesome Eeyore impersonation).

Much love (you fuckin' bitch),

Anonymous Sad Man

[bicentennial_baby]

1. ...

:spray:

Been getting good PMs or something? :D

[Blue-Jay]

5. Love me?

:cry:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. ..

:rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

7. Love me.

:-(

[PeaceNikki]

3. Um

craigslist is that way ------------>

[Blue-Jay]

8. Loooove me?

:evilfrown:

[asthmaticeog]

4. ...

:thumbsup:

[Blue-Jay]

9. Love me?!?!

[Danger Mouse]

46. that's the worst animated .gif ever.

:cry:

[lizziegrace]

16. No!

Love ME!!!

x(

[Blue-Jay]

41. You & I will be co-dependents from now until the end of time.

[lizziegrace]

45. I will die a happy, emotionally wrecked woman

:)

[Blue-Jay]

54. I'll remember that you said that when you're begging for the extra rice pudding.

[lizziegrace]

56. I don't like rice pudding

I WANT JELLO!!

[lizziegrace]

6. Hehe...

I like the view from the cheap seats....

[Blue-Jay]

10. LOVE ME!

[lizziegrace]

14. I do

I did

maybe


yes!


wait, no....

[Blue-Jay]

17. I am finally complete.

:D

[blonndee]

11. Is that you, my ex-fiance?

Sorry bout all that.

[Blue-Jay]

12. How can you NOT love me?

[PeaceNikki]

13. .

:spray:

:rofl:

[blonndee]

19. Obviously, it's not you.

It's me. Which I did try to explain on the restraining order, if you read it. Please, let's just be friends. Long-distance friends. The kind of friends that really don't need to talk to each other or even see each other? You know, REAL friends? Sound good to you?

[Blue-Jay]

23. I did all I could do to make you love me.

Hundreds of PMs (hoping for titty-pics) and baring my soul (hoping for titty-pics) just to please you (in order to get a few titty-pics).

Now, I'm sad (NO titty-pics) that you have rejected me (NO titty-pics) in front of everyone, and I want everyone (attention whore) to know it. My soul (no cybering) is open to the world (nobody really gives a shit).

[terrya]

15. I've already expressed my feelings in GD: Presidential.

Posting them again in here would merely cheapen them.

[Blue-Jay]

18. You like sexy parties?

[NJmaverick]

20. ....

:spray: :rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

25. Laugh at me, but only if you love me.

[Lethe]

21. ouch

I feel sorry for Sad man. Uh, you do know of course that this parallels numerous..pes..fdsahkldsef.dat...DK.fead.

[Blue-Jay]

27. Sad Man is sad.

[Lethe]

32. wow

i can be caustic myself at times but this whole thread is really mean-spirited. There are people at DU who are extremely nice to everyone and they still get picked on.

edit: Sad Man probably didn't make into the Mega Man lineup of evil bosses, but it would have been a great boss.

[Blue-Jay]

43. Mean? So you're saying that I've been rejected AGAIN?

I might just post a thread about my inability to deal with this kind of rejection.

[Lethe]

47. i am confused and drunk

i will fight you, Kevin.

You will lose. (i say that in the exact way Dolph Lungren said it in Rocky IV)

[elshiva]

22. I love lamp.

[Blue-Jay]

29. I ate your chocolate squirrel.

It reminded me of you.

[elshiva]

34. Yeah there were horses, and man on fire

an a killed a man with a trident.

[flvegan]

24. Are you dumping me?

[lizziegrace]

28. I think so...

I'm so sorry... :hug:



;)

[flvegan]

30. Will you and DA be there to comfort me?

I'll be very sad.

[Blue-Jay]

36. DA? Don Adams?

He doesn't love me.

[flvegan]

38. Since you're dumping me, I don't drink with you.

RGB.

[Blue-Jay]

40. You could've told me that you didn't like my protein/banana/baby-meat smoothie.

I made it just for you.

:cry:

(I think I'll go eat worms)

[lizziegrace]

39. of course

thought you'd never ask...


:evilgrin:


Can't speak for DA, but I don't think she'd mind at all. ;)

[Blue-Jay]

42. Things are looking up, but it'll only end in tears.

[Dangerously Amused]

59. Comfort you?! Ha! You are trying to trick me into not dumping you!

Or into not letting you dump me!

Now I am the sad one.

Who will comfort ME?

:cry:

[Redstone]

60. I will.

Redstone

[Dangerously Amused]

61. Oh sure. Here I was trying to go all Drama Queen

...and you went and tugged on my heartstrings.

Darn you anyway.

:hug:

[Redstone]

62. That's just what I do. I'd apologize, except that I'm not sorry for having said that.

I live a life of truth.

Redstone

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. I'm not sure how I feel about you, but I love this thread.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

31. Love me?

[RevolutionaryActs]

35. ...

:spray:


Oh fine, I love you. :rofl:

[DU GrovelBot]

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[Blue-Jay]

37. You never write. You never call...

:cry:

[lizziegrace]

44. ...

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

48. Time to 'take one for the team' Grovelbot.

[terrya]

55. Grovelbot is just a big damn tease.

Damn tease. :-(

[Danger Mouse]

49. Do you like flims about gladiators?

[Blue-Jay]

51. You broke my heart 'cause I couldn't dance ...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lKikEqHKwxA

[DS1]

50. I'm a master in the kitchen

but the only thing I'm cooking for you is a big shit pie!

[Blue-Jay]

52. Nobody cooks a shit pie like you.

Almost reminds me of my own sainted mum. (except for the decorative pecker-tracks)

[DS1]

53. ever since she outsourced the scatalogical mushroom stamp tracks to be printed

on the actual table cloths themselves, the business has never been the same.

Damn you, Globalization!

[redqueen]

57. *choke*

:rofl:

[MsTryska]

58. oh noes!1!!!

*delete*

[DarkTirade]

63. Well I WAS going to at least use you for sex...

but now I don't want to. You ruined the mood. Sorry. :P

[JVS]

64. Love is just a scheme of jewelers and life-insurance salesmen to fuck you over.

So harden the fuck up.