I asked myself on a date, but got turned down

[u4ic]

:cry:

[cwydro]

1. Offer margaritas.

:party:

edit for margarita spelling.

[u4ic]

6. Wouldn'cha know

I don't drink. x(

Maybe I'll just have to tease myself with chocolate. :)

[crim son]

14. LOL!

Based on cwydro's thread, I was going to suggest you have a date with Crystal Light, pink lemonade flavor. :P

[u4ic]

15. Now that's an idea

The aspartame will get me higher than any degree of alcohol can. :P


Hey, sweetie! How are you? :hug:

[crim son]

18. I'm doing not-so-bad, u4ic.

My life hasn't altered one whit, but I've grown used to it. How about you? :hug: :loveya:

[u4ic]

26. I'm ready to pack and get out of Dodge

I wish it were that easy. I hate this city, and need a change. Unfortunately, it's more complicated than that.

Have you sold the house? I haven't been here for so long I don't know what's happening for most people.


Hang in there. :hug: :loveya:

[Pierre.Suave]

2. Ply yourself with a few more drinks

then ask again. :P

[u4ic]

7. See post 6

maybe I should start...

[two gun sid]

3. Damn.

I hate when then happens.

[u4ic]

8. I hear ya

maybe I just have to be a combination of patient and persistent...

[two gun sid]

22. Patient is good...

persistence can sometimes lead to restraining orders and PPO's. Better luck next time.

[u4ic]

24. If I can't be within 50 feet of myself

I'm in deep doo-doo :scared:

[Guava Jelly]

4. You turned yourself down :(

Don't listen to yourself. Yourself doesn't realize how great you are! One day yourself is going to look back at you and know it screwed up.(O.k. This is getting weird) :P
:hi:

[u4ic]

9. You mean...

I have a second chance?



:D


:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[some guy]

5. my luck's in

you're available for the evening. :bounce:

:D

:hi:

:loveya:

[u4ic]

11. I'm all yours, sweetheart

just you, me,


and...


..Maytag. :*


:loveya: :hi:

[some guy]

16. whee!!

I won't even have to work once we get to the spin cycle. :D :blush:

:*

[npk]

10. At least you weren't stood up. n/t

[u4ic]

13. With all the drinking everyone's telling me to do

that might be a problem. :P

[Lethe]

12. huh? i do that every night, and i've never turned myself down

:spank:

[u4ic]

21. Maybe that's the problem

My hands were all over myself. Too cheeky!

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Your taste in women leaves something to be desired

[u4ic]

20. I'm new to all this...

:shrug:

[Lil Missy]

19. I used to have "board meetings" and arguments with myself that kept me awake at night.

And I'd lose! :wtf:

[u4ic]

25. Did you have a quorum?

:P

[Lil Missy]

28. No! Ain't that a bitch?!?!

:cry:

But my mind rarely races like that anymore. That was many years ago.

:P

[merh]

23. I'm a nut

Music >>> http://www.musiclegacy.com/MIDI/AcornBrown.mid

I'm a little acorn brown
laying on the cold, cold ground
someone came and stepped on me
I'm as cracked as I can be

I'm a nut. (klonck, klonck)
I'm a nut. (klonck, klonck)
I'm crazy. (klonck, klonck)

Called myself on the phone,
Just to hear my golden tone
Asked myself for a date
Cain't be later than half past eight.

I'm a nut. (klonck, klonck)
I'm a nut. (klonck, klonck)
I'm crazy. (klonck, klonck)

Brought myself to the show,
Sat myself in the very first row.
Put my arms around my waist
Got so fresh I slapped my face.

I'm a nut. (klonck, klonck)
I'm a nut. (klonck, klonck)
I'm crazy. (klonck, klonck)

http://www.musiclegacy.com/Pages/I'm%20A%20Nut.htm

[u4ic]

27. Finally! A song I can call my very own...

:D :hi:

[merh]

30. It's an old camp song

we used to sing it all the time when we were kids.

:9 :hi:

[ForrestGump]

29. You cad!

You don't deserve her.

:P