Classy.

[Drunken Irishman]

Who would wear this on their wedding day?

[flvegan]

1. Someone VERY proud of her breasts.

[Dr. Strange]

4. I don't know. I wouldn't wear it.

And I'm VERY proud of her breasts.

[flvegan]

9. Only because you can't wear white w/out the weight of hypocrisy.

I'm proud of the dress holding those puppies in.

[Kutjara]

13. The word...

..."cantilever" has just popped into my head, for some reason.

[flvegan]

15. 2 enormously talented flying buttress' at work here.

Or something.

[Kutjara]

17. She's like a gothic cathedral...

...if gothic cathedrals were designed by Jean Paul Gaultier.

[WinkyDink]

95. And soon her transepts will be down to her nave.

[NV Whino]

96. Perhaps the cantaloupes brought it to mind.

[XemaSab]

58. She probably paid a lot for them

n/t

[Fran Kubelik]

2. whoaaaaaaaa.

that's, um, some...um...dress.

[lizziegrace]

8. It's not a dress

it's a skirt...

:eyes:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Oh, that's just wrong.

20 years from now her children will be mortified.

[Drunken Irishman]

5. Imagine her parents?

Or grandparents?

Ugh.

[Kutjara]

6. But, presumably, very well fed. n/t

[realisticphish]

30. haha nt

[LibraLiz1973]

69. Chances are good her children will never see that because

she will no doubt be married to someone else.

The cynic in me says that this marriage wont last because she CLEARLY didn't take the ceremony seriously

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Oh my gosh. That is just

wrong on so many levels. I bet the 'First Dance' is a true headturner.

[Kutjara]

10. Staggering out of the limo with highball glasses in hand...

...only increases the sophistication of the scene.

[Redstone]

11. GOOD Godalmighty. Someone wants to advertise her expensively-bought goodies, yes?

Maybe her "augmentation" surgeon subsidized the dress for promotional purposes?

Redstone

[bicentennial_baby]

16. Actually, to my eye, they look natural

Too much droop for fakes. Just very, very large. It happens.

[Redstone]

22. I dunno. You may be right, because they don't have that soccer-ball perfect roundness

that you see in cases of what I call HFTs (Horrible Fake Tits), which is the usual result of a titjob, and hers do not appear to be such.

Nonetheless, I'm NOT going to go back and study the picture to see if you are correct or not. Not that I have a damn thing against looking at any breastage ranging from cupcakes up to bazoom-class, pig that I am (though honest about my lecherousness, if that's a word and if it's not, it should be); and I certainly do not have a problem with any woman wanting to, uh, show 'em if she has 'em, because whatever makes a particular person feel better about her or his self is no business of mine, is it, and CERTAINLY not for me to judge.

But real or not, and being judgmental or not, that's a pretty tacky wedding dress, wouldn't you agree? I mean, show some respect for the occasion, would you?

If you don't agree, that's OK as well. I just dislike seeing people doing things purely to draw attention...must be my Yankee upbringing.

Redstone

[bicentennial_baby]

23. Oh, I completely agree

hence why my wedding dress, despite my, er, endowments, was pretty conservative in that respect. :thumbsup:

[Redstone]

25. Not a damn thing at all wrong with being conservative in public; I do the same.

Trust me on this, being that I'm a guy who's a lot older than you are. I've noticed in your posts that you are smart enough to know that you need to "fit in" in certain public situations, whether you want, deep down inside, to do so or not.

I can tell you from long experience that doing so is NOT, in any way, "selling out." It's just the right way to do things.

You'll do well in life, my friend, because you are intelligent enough to understand why you need to do what you need to do, when you need to do it.

Redstone

[Fleshdancer]

12. WOW

There's no way in hell that dress was made to look like that. It looks like the boning in the bodice was snapped in half and the top was taped or glued on to her.

My condolences to the designer.

[redqueen]

71. Yup... the bodice has clearly folded over under her *massive* boobs. :)

Looks like the top of the bodice should be near her collarbone. I wonder what it looked like before... I know her boobs were more supported/covered.

[mike_c]

75. aheh, aheh-- you said "boning in the bodice...."

[Lorien]

97. That's what it looks like to me too

she bent over, the bodice folded and didn't unfold when she stood up again. Happened once to me when I was wearing a black velvet number, but I grabbed the top and pulled it up before I was that "revealed". Maybe she's a little toasted and hasn't noticed?

[Runcible Spoon]

14. you go girl. doesn't offend me any more than the more ridiculous themed weddings.

it's her day. honestly, this makes me cringe more:

[Guava Jelly]

18. Miss GoPsUx would

:D :woohoo:

[Tektonik]

19. Meh at least her cooch isn't showing

:shrug:

[DarkTirade]

90. ... at least not from the angle the picture was taken from.

:P

[terrya]

20. That pic isn't doing ANYTHING for me.

Nope. I'm still gay.

[Redstone]

24. And I'm still hetero, despite that revolting picture, so you're not alone.

It's not the LEAST bit sexy, from either point of sexual orientation. It's just tacky.

Redstone

[Left Is Write]

26. Doesn't do anything for me either.

I must still be straight. :D

(BTW, it looks incredibly painful to wear.)

[Danger Mouse]

21. that's strange.

...

[Left Is Write]

27. Someone with EXTREMELY strong double-sided tape.

[AlCzervik]

28. that's some mighty powerful double stick boobie tape.

liquid nails maybe or some space age polymer would by my guess.

[MrsBrady]

29. wow...um that dress was intended for...should we say...someone...um smaller? n/t

[realisticphish]

31. yeah

seriously, who the hell fitted that?

[Beetwasher]

32. Glue or Velcro?

n/t

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[Fire Walk With Me]

36. What sir is your opinion on excessive mammalian characteristics, publicly exhibited?

[datasuspect]

34. nice fun bags

[Zuiderelle]

35. Ok, not very classy, but they certainly are pretty.

The bad part is that she looks drunk already. That's a shame.

[madeline_con]

82. Why are posters assuming they've just arrived for the wedding?

They could be arriving at the reception. Or, getting ready to leave either (EDTI either one of the two).

I'd think a little shot of sopmething might help bouy up her courage to wear that, where nothiong much seems to bouying them up.

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[realisticphish]

39. ibtl, on this proud day

[Fran Kubelik]

40. those are fake

[NJmaverick]

42. how do you know?

[Fran Kubelik]

44. I looked at them

[Deja Q]

41. Wow! Is that a photoshop?? IBTL!!!

:9 :rofl:

[Lethe]

61. she was beautiful, she was my czech republic fantasy

you all saw her, she was fantastic.

[Orrex]

62. Who? Her?

That's your reward for out-geeking me in the Fett thread. Call it a Fett accompli.

[Lethe]

64. i love beirut too

especially when moisture is involved.

edit: and i respect your geekness. Your Bladerunner skills are unmatched.

[DarkTirade]

91. I'd call it a Fett worse than death...

...and NO DISINTIGRATIONS this time.

[VenusRising]

43. ...

:popcorn:

[Deja Q]

45. Apart from Madonna or a double-headeded Pez dispenser? Who is she, anyway?

Any why can we see her nip so easily? :yoiks:

[AwakeAtLast]

46. So, I'm gonna go ahead and guess this wasn't a church wedding

Right? :scared:

:wow:

[Deja Q]

48. Depends on the church. I'd reckon it wasn't a Catholic wedding, however...

The priests would have to beat the little boys off with a stick to get away from those milk machines...

Um, should I rephrase the first 74% of that sentence? :scared:

[AwakeAtLast]

54. YES!!!!

:spank: :spank:


:rofl: :rofl:



:spank:


:rofl:

[madeline_con]

83. Maybe the part about the little boys. They've been through enough.

[Shine]

47. OMG. Ewwww....

:thumbsdown:

[Deja Q]

49. I dare you to post that as a sticky!

:rofl:

:hide:

[Blue-Jay]

50. I don't know what was deleted, but LOOK AT THOSE BIG TITS!

Her poor nips are probably looking in different directions like a Jackson's Chameleon.

[SarahB]

51. ooops, sorry about that

Just a few more square inches of fabric DO make a difference (hopefully). :yoiks:

[Midlodemocrat]

52. Now that is a classy wedding picture!

:thumbsup:

[SarahB]

53. Plus, if you scratch Finnfan's toes,

you can smell the ocean. :D

[bicentennial_baby]

55. Better than Fritos...

:yoiks:

[DS1]

57. and hopefully less salty

[DS1]

56. Someone who hit their entire puberty between fitting and weddind day

I'm crying :cry:


I'm so tired of you mean people judging! You don't know her story! YOU DON'T KNOW HER!

LEAVE BIG TITS MCBRIDE ALONE!

[bicentennial_baby]

59. ...

:rofl:

[Fran Kubelik]

67. Next user name change, I'm going with that one

Big Tits McBride, that's me. :rofl:

[Zuiderelle]

68. !!

:rofl:

[Lil Missy]

60. It actually looks like the top strap broke and she didn't realize it when she got out of the limo.

Look at the two women in front of the picture facing the camera as if they did not expect that.

But if that is intentional, it's pretty damned tacky.

[FloridaJudy]

63. That wasn't made by a seamstress

It was constructed by a Civil Engineer. A poorly trained one - "Head for the hills, Ma! Dam's a busting!"

Maybe the poor thing had a zit on the end of her nose. That would draw attention away from it, sure enough.

[redqueen]

65. Whoa.

She's gotta have some tape or glue or somethin goin on in there... cause one wrong step and she's on ismynippleshowing.com.

[Orrex]

66. I'll bet she bought that dress off the rack

Where is that pic from, anyway?!?

[texanwitch]

70. I don't the picture is real.

I could be wrong, but the two people in the front of the picture would be looking at her.

I would.

[npk]

72. For some reason I have an urge for a glass of milk

A bad urge. Don't know why.

[eauclaireliberal]

74. RE: For some reason I have an urge for a glass of milk

[npk]

76. Now I am dying for a glass of milk

Gimme, gimme, gimme.

[eauclaireliberal]

73. I am somewhat aroused

Not entirely mind you, somewhat.

[mike_c]

77. I was appalled the first dozen or two times I looked at that picture....

:rofl:

[madeline_con]

84. I saved it, my husband has GOT to see this. n/t

[Adsos Letter]

78. I assume this automatically disqualifies her....

from saying "Hey, my eyes are up here" to anyone at that wedding party.

Might make for a rather uncomfortable dance with the bride, in front of all those guests...

[npk]

81. Can you imagine the mad rush to watch her toss the bouquet

The up and down motion would have made me dizzy.

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[MilesColtrane]

80. "Do you, Kenny, take these, to have and to hold...."

Sorry, but I wouldn't want to take part in a wedding in which there was a greater than 3% chance that the minister was going to motorboat the bride in the middle of the ceremony.

[Wapsie B]

85. I can't even think of a porn star wanting to look like that on her wedding day.

:wow: :wow:

[Name removed]

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[Drunken Irishman]

87. ikhor, I fear if you don't stop this, you're going to get tombstoned.

[Lethe]

88. you're right....think of the children

all those beautiful breasts and buttocks......

[Indi Guy]

89. I Can't Imagine What the Guy was Thinking...

That tie is way to wide.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

92. whatever, it's her day, her friend, her wedding. if it works for her and her family whom am i to say

anything?

there was a gay nudist wedding pic the other day. i thought it was great

[underpants]

93. Where is this from?

The guy looks Russian, but it could be from anywhere

:shrug:

Hey guys LOOK AT MY WIFE'S TITS!!!!

[WinkyDink]

94. OMG! Someone should have said "NO!" to the dress!

[Fran Kubelik]

98. Here's the thing. I'd have a really hard time at that wedding.

I mean...how do you NOT stare at those all night long? Seriously.

[Blue_Roses]

99. omg...you've got to be joking...

:wow:

[mentalsolstice]

100. The reception must have been fun!

Imagine what happened when they did the chicken dance, and when the conga line formed?