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Touchdown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 02:03 PM
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Office training video Hell.
I'm on lunch from one of the most stupendous, exiting, explosive, and must see AT&T training films ever produced! It's called .."Network Adjuncts Platform equipment overview and application: part 1". Two hours of pure root canal pain! :puke:

If anyone asks me "What's the worst film you've ever seen?"...Well, I have a new one now!

Anybody else got a video depression experience in you own companies?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 02:07 PM
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1. A film on ethics entitled: "I Want To Be Good So Bad"
Remember kids, stealing pens from work is bad. :-)
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 02:28 PM
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2. I made one
Trying desperately to explain how to use the Rube-Goldberg-contraption I was calling a "network".

People literally fell asleep during it.
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Loonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 02:30 PM
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3. I am in a safety film
I play the receptionist.
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Touchdown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 02:50 PM
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6. You should be in this one.
The guy in fromt of a plastic plant and a computer screen has on this tie....I can only imagine what he did to his wife to get THAT for Christmas. It's diagonal stripes, but rainbow colors in metallic finish. It's so loud, that I can't pay attention to the droning on of information that he's giving out.

I bet he got a free bowl of soup with that tie.
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 02:32 PM
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4. Safety film for chemistry class in high school
It actually showed someone taking a mercury thermometer and jamming it into their hands until it broke and impaled them. Who would actually do something that stupid?
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 02:47 PM
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5. Back when I was a stupid, uninformed teenager....
I applied for a job at the Evil Empire. All of the appilicants were shown an "indoctrination video" about the history of the company and how evil and unamerican unions are.
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neverborn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 02:53 PM
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7. sad
Best Buy's New Employee Training videos -- 4 hours of pure drivel and "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy" references.
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