How Come Women Never Ask Questions About Men Here?

[THUNDER HANDS]

:shrug:

[cryfordawn]

1. HA HA HA HA HA

Okay that was funny....!!!!!!

[Kamika]

2. lol

Good one

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. Because we might answer?

Just a thought.

[Skittles]

4. because men simply aren't that complicated or hard to figure out

ya know?

[Kamika]

6. I was gonna suggest this

Still fun post :D

[dolo amber]

7. Bingo

;) :thumbsup:

Oh, and we know everything. :D

[GOPisEvil]

8. I respectfully disagree.

I think we're way more complex than we're given credit for, but due to societal constraints - ooooh! boobies!!!! - I'm sorry, what was the question again?

[commander bunnypants]

16. Were they blue?

DDQM

[Skittles]

32. LOL David you pig

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

34. Oink!

:hi:

[ProfessorGAC]

35. Hey, I Resemble That Remark!

I'll have you know that i'm as complicated as. . .as. . . as. . .

Oh, never mind! You're right!
The Professor

[sendero]

53. Kinda...

... depends on the man, dontcha think? :)

[MsUnderstood]

5. Because you just aren't that interesting of a species

n/t

[woofless]

11. Back atcha!

We differ in gender, not species. That aside ya'll have our number and we know it.

[DarkPhenyx]

Then why do so many women...

...including lesbians, obsess about us?

[VelmaD]

15. Well, 3 points on that...

1. A guy started this thread...not a girl.

2. Y'all run the world and it is in our best interests to figure you out.

3. You're cute. ;-)

[Loonman]

9. Because they don't care? it's all about ME, ME, ME?

What is Cosmo saying lately?

[SOteric]

10. Maybe we're less likely to generalise that random responses

from a pool of relative strangers on a message board will have any applicability to the individuals we love or the relationships we've formed with them.

:shrug:

[VelmaD]

13. Well, that and...

we already know their answer to everything...

What are you thinking about? SEX

What do you want to do tonight? SEX

Where did I leave my car keys? SEX

;-)

Just kidding guys...we kid because we love. Plus it ain't like I've got room to talk. :-)

[BiggJawn]

24. Damn, Girl! You got 2 out of 3!

Car keys are right here in my pock....Oooh..that felt good....Uh, i'll be back....

[VelmaD]

28. Hee...better revise that to 3 out of 3

:-)

See ya in 9 to 12 minutes (to quote matcom). ;-)

[BiggJawn]

39. Did I miss anything?

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

41. Wow...that was nearly 2 hours...

should I be REALLY impressed or did you just roll over and take a nap after? ;-)

[BiggJawn]

48. Nap.....

I'm not as young as I never was, y'know....

[VelmaD]

49. Yeah...well...

they got pills to take care of that now, ya know. ;-)

[BiggJawn]

51. They arrest you around here for having those pills...

"Speed"'s illegal, dintcha know?
Can't help it. I have to have my naps.Just wish I wouldn't wake up with keyboard marks on my face when I'm at work....

[HEyHEY]

12. Hic..... because they're..... all lying whores..... hic

Bartender...hic...gimme...an..another round

[VOX]

17. Best slow down, HH!

The sun's quite a ways away from the yardarm yet. (Thanks for a well-needed laugh on a grey day!)

Cheers -- :toast:

[moosedog]

14. They are too easy...to read?

Women have an inborn intelligence to understand men??? Men have their inborn intelligence, but insight isn't one of them. MHO fun, fun

[pmbryant]

18. Because you must be hiding those threads. ;-)

I've seen plenty of questions between the sexes going both ways.

--Peter

EDIT: Changed subject line.

[marzipanni]

19. Hmmm, if men think about sex every 7 seconds, let's see,

that's 60 seconds in a minute divided by 7 = 8.57 times per minute, and if each thought is ~7 seconds, it doesn't seem like there'd be much left to figure out. :evilgrin:

[tigereye]

20. is it cuz you guys are so much more confused about us

than vice versa?

Nice to see your polls and unique insight operating here again, MR.

[BiggJawn]

40. That's assuming we have seperate thoughts about Sex....

Some of us, it's how we know we aren't dead yet.

[Cuban_Liberal]

21. Everything I know about women, I learned from my mom

Women know everything. Apologize now, and beat the rush. :P

[LynneSin]

22. If you have to ask that then you don't deserve to have any women

sorry dude......you'll learn!!

[supernova]

23. Men are total puzzles to me

It's the other way around for me. I can't figure out men at all. Call me dumb but, you male people are a complete puzzlement to me.

:shrug:

I find you all endlessly fascinating to watch, but to interact with? :shrug: *sigh*

[radwriter0555]

25. Things to know about men? They like sex. A lot. End of story..

so what more do we need to ask?

Their entire world revolves around sex.

Just put everything regarding men into that context, and all problems are solved.

[VelmaD]

26. ok...honest answer this time

It's not that I don't have questions about how men think or why men do some of the things I see them do. The vast majority of my friends are guys and I find them endlessly fascinating.

It's just that when I have a question about male behavior I do three things. First I sit down and think about what my motivation would be for doing the same thing...see, I don't believe men and women are all that different when you boil it right down. Second I talk to my guy friends about it to get their perspective. And third if possible I talk to the actual man in question.

I think this strategy results in a better "answer" than asking on a message board usually would. :shrug:

[THUNDER HANDS]

29. that sounds like an answer

a lesbian would give!

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

37. *rolls eyes*

You've been a bad bad boy. BENT OAFER!

:spank:

[radwriter0555]

30. Oh I can make it even MORE simple for you. Just put any question you have

into play with the whole sex angle.

Men base all motivations on sex and propegation of the species.

Willing to bet you cannot find any action by a man not based on sex or propegation of the species.

And we love them for it.

[VelmaD]

36. I do not believe that way for a second

Like I said, I have a lot of guy friends and I know them pretty well. I don't for one second believe everything they do is based on sex and the propogation of the species.

If that's true...explain golf. ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

38. Stiff shafts, balls, holes...do I have to draw pictures?

:D

[VelmaD]

42. No...but you can...

if you wanta. :-)

[radwriter0555]

52. Thank you. I am validated, once again. Golf is ALWAYS thinking about sex

and that's why we love him.

He exudes that non-threatening sexuality where you don't know if you want to hug and kiss him or arm wrestle him.

[GOPisEvil]

54. Don't forget the competition angle!

We just love showing off to impress the ladies. :D

(Although, last time I played, there was no showing off to be done - :spank: )

[BlueJazz]

27. Ha!...Because the wreches are scared..

scared,I tell you of our supirior intelagince an how that we will mak them look bad an tha'll hav to admit that wee ar the smartist ones on the forums. ..so thier!!!

[historian]

31. some answers to your question

Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.

Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they're practicing to be men.

Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
OR
Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.

Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.

Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.

Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts .

Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q: What is the difference between men and women...
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals" WITH PARTS LEFT OVER.

.

[BlueJazz]

33. Well, Miss Smarty Pants

Men have many faults, Women have but two...Everything they say and everything they do.

[Lost in GA]

47. Hilarious

I'm going to copy this to my wife. Thanks.

[sendero]

55. men...

What men want to tell women...


1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, just put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or Monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
Couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like
camping.

[tigereye]

56. no actually that's pretty good.

When I do marital therapy with clients ( very infrequently), I often tell them that the cartoon Kathy is a pretty good description of the fact that many men are just not analyzing the information and the emotions the way that women are. I think I'll bookmark this, because this includes a lot of the things my husband says when I complain that he can't read my mind! Thanks

[populistmom]

43. Because, just like women, men are individuals

I have had my share of males in my life that have sure given me reason to not be able to figure them out or their motivations, but I don't think I could come here, ask some question, and expect someone, just because they share similar gonads, to be able to explain to me what was going on inside their head. I mean, after all, being the one involved with the person I 'should' know them a little better. I say 'should' because, well, sometimes, some men are absolutely, positively, undeniably undecipherable at times (but you still love them anyway). :crazy:

[Goldberg]

44. Women know everything....that generalization I hate.

[put out]

45. Oh, I know, I know.

Signed, a woman. Evil, generally.

I don't know how to use smilies, or I'd do one.

[Ramsey]

46. LOL!!!

Before I even opened this thread, I knew what my reply was going to be: Because women already know everything, so no need to ask!!

[MurikanDemocrat]

50. Their brain is between their legs. What's to figure out?

:D

[WoodrowFan]

57. they do, but in a SECRET FORUM!

not even Elad or Skinner have access. And if you ask them about it, they'll DENY IT!!!