What would a Freeper have to read in his/her bathroom?

[bif]

Whaddya think?

[BurtWorm]

1. Fleet enema instructions.

:shrug:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. The Hungry Caterpillar (nt)

[Maddy McCall]

3. Turner Diaries

[Newsman Matt Drudge]

4. I'll field this one

Here are the contents to my bathroom:

a light bulb dangling from the uncovered light fixture
the really soft toilet seat, so that it feels like i'm on the couch
one brownish towel, used for all purposes and laundered quarterly
dishwasher soap
shower head with calcium so thick that there's only 3 streams of water
the king james bible prominently displayed on the sink
gay porn shoved in plastic bags within the tank

Cheers,
Matt

[phoebe]

5. The Bible. I can't tell you how many freeper firms I've worked at

that have a Bible in the bathroom. You'd think that they would have a little more respect wouldn't you?

[bif]

7. That's sick.

n/t

[proud patriot]

16. yep ... The Bible

My aunt and uncle keep a huge leather bound copy
of the bible directly oppisite of the throne .

Strange :think:

[ms_splash]

24. Kind of gives new meaning to the words...

"Do unto others"

[Blue-Jay]

6. The Wall Street Urinal?

:shrug:

[Bush_Unemployed_04]

8. The real question should be...Do they even go to the bathroom ??

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Guns and Ammo, NRA magazines, something about NASCAR

That right wing mag: New Republic? I don't think that's it. Damn, I can never remember the name, and I always confuse it with New Republic.

Perhaps also Time and Newsweek; perhaps some Libertarian stuff; Anne Coulter's books and Rush's books.

(though I have to admit that the Rabrrrrrr bathroom also occasionally has the NRA magazines and American Rifleman)

[eileen_d]

12. Well, the Ann Coulter and Rush books can be used as TP

immediately after reading them. In fact, they should be printed on toilet paper. (hmmm... puts marketing hat on...)

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Well, sure, for smart people

But freeps won't use them for TP. They'll be using Michael Moore and Al Franken books. And they're just dumb enough to pay for the books, driving up profits for Moore and Franken, just so they (the freepers) can insult the books by using them for TP.

:-)

[LiviaOlivia]

22. Not The New Republic

try William Buckley's "The National Review" or American Spectator or
Fred Barnes rag which name escapes me, thankfully.

[eileen_d]

10. Secret messages in the toilet paper

:shrug:

[buff2]

11. The Starr Report.......

And anything pertaining to Hillary.That's all the foreplay those morons need. :evilgrin:

[pagerbear]

13. Guideposts magazine

[eileen_d]

18. AAAGGGHHH!

I'm housesitting at my grandma's and that is EXACTLY WHAT SHE HAS!!! I don't know if she's a freeper, but she's a conservative snob for sure.

[Loonman]

14. Trick question

Freeps can't read.....so good.

[Burma Jones]

17. Catalogs

The pursuit of stuff must never be put aside.

[Kamika]

19. the oreilly book

:D

[nini]

20. Dick and Jane books

That should take them long enough to complete any bathroom business.

[Dees]

21. Bonzo has hemorrhoids

[MissMillie]

23. Freepers read? (n/t)

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[Bonhomme Richard]

25. He can't, Outhouses don't have lights