ALL FLIGHTS TO ATLANTA CANCELLED!!!

[happydreams]

Bush ordered the NTSB to cancel all flights to Atlanta after he heard Russia attacked Georgia.

[Haole Girl]

1. lol!

:rofl:

[Eurobabe]

2. LMAO

Just like Bush, idn'it? :rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

3. You just stop it.

:spray: :spray: :spray: :spray:

[happydreams]

12. I can't help myself. I must be channeling Don Stewart or something.

:bounce:

[DS1]

4. Hello, next Toll Booths

:eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Would you like a glass of boxed wine?

[Connonym]

5. president overheard asking Condi

does this mean we're going to have a peach shortage?

[PBS Poll-435]

13. Worse Yet...

"Condi, are we going to experienceinged a COKE shortage?"

[RainDog]

6. Has Blackwater invaded and taken control of Underground Atlanta? n/t

[backscatter712]

7. He was deploying troops to staging areas in Alabama.

In preparation for the upcoming liberation...

[crispini]

8. LOL

You got me.

[Patiod]

9. I bet he sends in

Brazilian soldiers.....

[happydreams]

10. Bush was happy though, and got drunk to celebrate....

this proves that his warning: "If we don't fight them over there we'll fight them here" was true, and it makes it the first thing he got right (he thinks) in 8 years!

[BeachBaby]

14. ROTFLMFAO!!!!

Okay - that was GOOD. Well done! :rofl:

[petronius]

15. Bush knows that Atlanta is in Georgia?

I'm surprised - on the other hand, he probably has a lot of interest in the state he thinks is named after him...

[mduffy31]

16. First thing I said is

What, did they go to finish what Sherman started?

[SoCalDemGrrl]

17. Silly- but Bush is ignorant to have actually done it-

:rofl: