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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-24-04 09:25 AM Original message |
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear On A Blind Date |
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11 Bravo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-24-04 09:56 AM Response to Original message |
1. It only looks like an open sore. |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-24-04 10:00 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Got any neosporin? |
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THUNDER HANDS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-24-04 10:01 AM Response to Original message |
3. here's one I always liked |
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Kamika (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-24-04 10:03 AM Response to Original message |
4. OMG the funniest ever |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-24-04 10:14 AM Response to Reply #4 |
8. He has one every week. This week............... |
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Ready4Change (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-24-04 10:06 AM Original message |
Excuse me while I take this call from my fiance'. |
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emad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-24-04 10:06 AM Response to Original message |
5. "I am blind and deaf and support George Bush" |
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twistedliberal (299 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-24-04 10:10 AM Response to Original message |
6. ... |
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kodi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-24-04 10:14 AM Response to Original message |
7. "this is my first date since i got out of prison" |
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TreasonousBastard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-24-04 10:15 AM Response to Original message |
9. "The only good thing... |
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twistedliberal (299 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-24-04 10:15 AM Response to Original message |
10. "my ex-boyfriend dumped me because I put on weight..." |
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Devil Dog Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-24-04 02:33 PM Response to Reply #10 |
14. "That's OK, though because He believes in you" |
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Loonman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-24-04 10:16 AM Response to Original message |
11. "You kiss just like my brother" |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-24-04 11:28 AM Response to Original message |
12. "I've been so lonely! <sob>" |
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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-24-04 11:45 AM Response to Original message |
13. Mine never make the grade |
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