In the spirit of the lounge, which mistress is hottest?

[XemaSab]

:shrug:

[XemaSab]

1. .

:kick:

[mike_c]

2. Steve Earl is so right....

:rofl:

Oh Condi Condi beggin’ on my knees
Open up your heart and let me in wontcha please
Got no money but everybody knows
I love you Condi and I’ll never let you go
Sweet and dandy pretty as can be
You be the flower and I’ll be the bumble bee
Oh she loves me oops she loves me not
People say you’re cold but I think you’re hot

Oh, Condi, Condi
Oh, Condi, Condi

Oh Condi, Condi I’m talkin’ to you girl
What’s it gonna hurt come on give me a whirl
Shake your body now let me see you go
One time for me Oh Condi I love you so
Skank for me Condi show me what you got
They say you’re too uptight I say you’re not
Dance around me spinnin’ like a top
Oh Condi Condi Condi don’t ever stop

Oh Condi Condi Can’t you hear me call
I’m standin’ in the street outside your garden wall
Pocketful of money belly full of wine
Condi in my heart and romance on my mind
Listen to me Condi don’t be afraid
I come here tonight to chase your blues away
I’ll never hurt you I’ll treat you right
Oh Condaleeza won’t you come out tonight

Pretty little Condi precious as can be
Bet you never had another lover like me

Sarangel Music (ASCAP)

[XemaSab]

8. That's a great album with great songs

and that song alone is the GREATEST of this great album with great songs.

Lives in the CD player; cracks me up every time. :D

[DS1]

3. Well fine, I'm taking Camilla and riding off into the sunset

[Erin Elizabeth]

4. I'm no fan of Prince Charles, but I've long thought

that what he had/has with Camilla is true love. It lasted through all those years, both of their marriages and to this day. I think she's the one who truly stole his heart.

That being said, you guys are so predictable picking Donna! Yeah, not really fair using a bathing suit pic. I think the prettiest is Monica.

[Kali]

5. I agree completely with all three of your points.

[XemaSab]

9. That was about the only picture I could find of her that showed her face

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. I've always thought Monica to be freaking gorgeous

Yeah... flame away. :eyes:

[Zuiderelle]

7. I agree.

[Rhythm]

21. Me too... first time i saw her pic, i thought...

"I don't blame ya there, Bubba. I'd hit it." Thought she was totally gorgeous.

[grasswire]

30. HI! (eom)

[edbermac]

10. You forgot JFK and MM.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7997839&mesg_id=7998806

[La Lioness Priyanka]

11. mine was.

[petronius]

12. Spitzer's professional girlfriend doesn't count?

:shrug:

[many a good man]

13. The Calgon Girl!

Please note I didn't say Klingon girl.



Move over for little Junior and his motorboat!

[sasquatch]

14. Donna is first Reille is a close second though

[Lethe]

15. i still want to fuck monica

but i wouldnt cause she keeps them dresses with the stains (ewww)

[TreasonousBastard]

16. You forgot Gennifer...

[Left Is Write]

32. Wow. In that picture, she looks like a stoned, collagened version of Barbara Eden.

[Connonym]

17. Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, duh!

[DarkTirade]

19. We have a winner!

:)

[VenusRising]

18. I always thought Monica took too much crap about her looks.

She was a really beautiful girl.

[dropkickpa]

26. Yes, very pretty!

[NJmaverick]

20. Ouch! that is a harsh picture of Camilla

[XemaSab]

25. I *tried* to find a good one

You're welcome to provide your own picture, if you have another one that would be more to your liking. :P

[NJmaverick]

27. how about this one

I am pretty sure this one is recent.;-)

[asteroid2003QQ47]

31. With a head transplant, maybe! n/t

[FloridaJudy]

22. The Moon

But then, she's a harsh mistress!

[Radical Activist]

23. Donna?

Who?

[Iggo]

24. Monica's purdee...

...but Donna Rice was smokin' hot!

[grasswire]

28. you forgot Paula

Well, I can't actually remember if they had "sexual relations."

[grasswire]

29. what about Jennifer Fitzgerald?

Poppy's 10-year mistress who accompanied him all over the world while the Quaker Oats mom stayed at home.

[many a good man]

33. What about Matcom's little cheesecake?

[sasquatch]

34. I think Midlo needs to cut off TM's HGH supply