The Internet Oracle

[YankeyMCC]

"Do you endeavor with a difficult dilemma, or ponder a posed problem you cannot perspicaciously pursue? Angling anxiously for advice? The Internet Oracle can help! Like all famous oracles, the Internet Oracle is omniscient, and will provide some answer to your question. In return, the Oracle may require that you perform a small service ..."


http://cgi.cs.indiana.edu/~oracle/index.cgi

I was reminded of the Oracle by this timeline: http://www.dipity.com/user/tatercakes/timeline/Internet_Memes

[YankeyMCC]

1. The Oracle Responds

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

> Will Barack Obama win the general election?
>
>

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Politics are too transient for my concern, though let it be remembered
} that idiots are only followed for a time.
}
} Alas, idiots willingly follow other idiots without question.
}
} The question is not whether he will win, but what will he win - the
} world would lose to a nation of fools

[SOteric]

2. Orrie would likely

zot all of those mentioned in that Timeline as being a bunch of newbie, whippersnappers gits. Heck, it doesn't even mention KIBO.

Wishing you happy posting, from Orrie, Lisa, Zadoc and a real live Priestess of The Internet Oracle. :hi:

[DS1]

3. I was wondering when you'd see this

:D