Very Special Friend coming for dinner on Tuesday. How should I conduct myself?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[Kali]

1. I think the spreadsheet would be a nice touch

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

2. Start with answering the door naked.

Your evening will take off from there.

[A HERETIC I AM]

3. With aplomb.

I didn't vote, but there you go.

On edit to add....the Cat/Queen Victoria idea does have legs. Give that a go.

With aplomb.

[MadrasT]

4. The photos

of the cat tea party might actually help seal the deal. I'd keep those handy. ;-)