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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 05:42 PM
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More kittens coming!!
I just came up the steps to my back porch to find the mother of the kittens and a male companion having carnal knowledge right there on the porch. I'm hoping my presence led to kittenus interruptus, but even if...they'll just do it again. I really need to get this poor girl spayed.

I'm calling a parishioner about borrowing his live trap. It's time to teach Mama Kitty about abstinence.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 05:43 PM
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1. In front of a minister?
That four legged hussy has no shame. What is this world coming to?
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 05:46 PM
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2. It's the damn liberal churches, watering down the Gospel and
encouraging cats to have sex in public. Next thing ya know, they'll be preaching about loving one another, turning the other cheek, lions lying down with lambs. We're headed to hell in a handbasket, I tell ya!!
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 05:51 PM
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3. at least they were having hetero sex
My cats keep having incestuous lesbian sex in my living room. :eyes:
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 06:01 PM
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4. You're in California, right?
'Nuff said :)



I wonder what wacky things cats do in San Francisco. I'm guessing it involves dogs.
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 06:05 PM
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5. Male Kittys Like Pussy
Cats....................:woohoo: :woohoo: :hi:

I know, I know........fingerus interruptus......:rofl: :hi: :hug:
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 06:14 PM
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6. In before the
finger!
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stuntcat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 06:14 PM
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7. sweet kitteh!
She doesn't know it but she wants to be T.N.R'ed! It's cool you know someone with a trap, we have to pay a lot just to borrow one for a few days.. which is hard because I can't drive to take the cats in.. and now there are at least 6 totally cute wild kitties living in the hill back there :cry:

Happy Times to Mama Kitty! :loveya:
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 06:21 PM
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8. This whole neighborhood needs a TNR program.
If I catch the male, he's goin' in, too. I think he's the father of the batch that just got weaned.
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