Friends don't let friends loan out their chainsaws

[sniffa]

So I was reading yet another fascinating article about Chuck Rockefeller (seriously, the guy is like Frank Abagnale - sorta. He disappeared his real identity) and this part of the article had me cracking the fuck up.

"Many longtime members of Chichester's church suspected he was somehow involved in the case, said Banks, the church member. Chichester had borrowed a chainsaw from a church member shortly before the couple - and Chichester - disappeared, Banks said.

He said the lender of the chainsaw wants to remain anonymous. "It's one of those things he did that he and I agreed, years later, you don't do," Banks said. "You don't loan your chainsaw.""

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2008/08/07/in_a_cold_case_chilling_details/?page=3

This is right up there with the Canadian Chopper witness quote, "When we saw his head, we knew buddy was dead."

:rofl:

[SOteric]

1. Give me a chainsaw,

YOU UGLY FUCKING, UGLY FUCKING FUCK UGLY FUCKING FUCK!


:hi:

[sniffa]

3. What are you, Chimpsrsmarter?

:D

:hi:

[Gormy Cuss]

2. Words of wisdom.

You don't loan out your wood chipper either.

[sniffa]

4. Well, you can

but only if you live in Fargo.

:D