Mix Yosemite Sam with the guy from Deadwood and phone calls to cable company support

[DS1]

and you get this extremely NSFW series of phone messages.

Holy shit, I'm humbled by this goddamn whore slut motherfucking goddamn cocksucking fucking goddamn motherfucker


http://consumerist.com/5032738/curse+drenched-masterpiece-gets-cable-fixed

wait till he goes off around the 1:30 mark

[Pierre.Suave]

1. ROFLMAO

He was PISSED!!!!!!

:rofl:

[GCP]

2. What does NSFW stand for?

ROFL :rofl:

[JVS]

3. Not Safe For Work

[LaurenG]

4. Wow all that over cable

:rofl:

[DS1]

5. motherfucking goddamn kick son of a bitch

[Monk06]

6. Dogan Faced Cock Sucker. Gotta be a Canuck. Probably Nova Scotia.

[DS1]

7. I was wondering what that was!

I was thinking scrotum-faced, but that didn't match, but it's a common Naval/Marine term..

[Monk06]

9. Urban dictionary has a few proposed definitions.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dogan

The guy on the tape uses dogan headed and dogan faced
followed by an expletive. Given the non-political nature
of the term and the small number of entries, the highest
rank is probably closest the actual use.

Therefor Dogan Headed Mother Fucker would be Catholic Mother
Fucker

As a Canuck curse it makes sense because of the historical
animosity between Quebec/French/Catholic and English/Scot/Protestant.

[bridgit]

8. Clearly, the cock sucking shit fer brains customer is sometimes always wrong