Who's the bigger douche?

[NightWatcher]

I appologise if you fall into either of these categories, but I have seen both of these people today and wanted to know who you thought was more rude (ie the more "douchie") in public. The Bluetooth guy was in the local bookstore and the ipod people are everywhere around here. A pod person almst walked into traffic earlier because they weren't paying attention.

Bluetooth Douche


iPod Douche

[MrCoffee]

1. Bluetooth by a country mile

[Richardo]

2. "...the douche, or the douche who follows him?"

:D

[JVS]

6. Help me Old Ben Wa Kenobi, you're my only hope!

[DS1]

11. what the hell?

I posted that exact thing a few weeks ago and I can't find it

[Richardo]

12. "That wasn't the post you were looking for..."

:D

[DS1]

13. Soon you will witness the true power of this fully operational deleted message

[Lethe]

16. excellent!

:thumbsup:

:D

[underpants]

3. Hey this ain't the freakin Starship Enterprise there PAL!

Anyway I don't think but maybe 20% of those things are actually connected to anything.

REMEMBER They sold tons of fake cell phone antennae for a long time back in the early 90's

They are just talking to themselves

[DarkTirade]

4. The only difference between somebody jabbering into a mechanical device

and somebody talking to invisible aliens is that the one jabbering into the mechanical device can afford to buy the mechanical device to jabber into.

[panhead1961]

5. People talking on cell phones like walkie talkie's

I hate listening to one person conversation but to hear both with the beeping and the echo.

Number ONE douches

[Phillycat]

8. SECONDED TO INFINITY.

[ghostsofgiants]

14. My former roommate used to do that.

He'd always put his cell phone on speaker and walk around the house while talking to his douchey friends.

[LeftinOH]

7. Bluetooth is the first step in the evolution of the Collective:

[MilesColtrane]

9. I've seen someone at a memorial service who couldn't be bothered to remove their...

...bluetooth earpiece.

So yeah, bluetooth douchebags by a country mile.

[deucemagnet]

10. The bluetooth is much douchier.

Many of the iPod douches are just misanthropes who want to shut out the world, which I can respect.

[Lethe]

15. bluetooth by a longshot

i've actually gone to dinner with someone who had a bluetooth earpiece in and they periodically received calls in the middle of conversation we we're having. No thanks bitch, leave that shit in your purse.

[commander bunnypants]

17. dunno

but i would nail the pod person in a hot second

CB

[southpaw]

18. Holy Jeezish I hate those fucking Bluetooth Douches!

My attitude is that they wear that blinking piece of techie-trash on the side of their head because they think it makes them look important!

But, hey, Blingie McPlasti-chrome! It just makes you look like a fucking douche!

My assertion is that the same ass-maggots who sport their blueteeth continuously and conspicuously would opt for the smallest, most inconspicuous hearing aid available if they needed one.

[FloridaJudy]

19. I kind of like my MP3 player

It allows me to drown out Mr. Bluetooth Douche when he loudly starts talking into his phone.

Maybe if we had fewer of him we wouldn't see so many of her.

edited for spelling

[MilesColtrane]

20. The Great George Carlin characterized the needless constant bluetooth wearer...

...as an asshole that deserved to die.

His comment to him, "Hey spaceman...since your hands are free, why don't you reach over and fondle my balls?"

[WildEyedLiberal]

21. Hahahahaha where did you find those pictures

That Bluetooth douche pic is possibly the douchiest thing I've seen in quite a while.

[Redneck Socialist]

22. You know, this thread makes me glad that the Lounge won the Great Douche Bag War.

Oh, and the bluetooth douche is the bigger douche by a douching mile.

[Fox Mulder]

23. Bluetooth, by far.