So there I was, minding my own business....

[MonkeyFunk]

downtown earlier. And looked up and right in front of me was a unfortunate person digging in the garbage. With his pants down around his thighs.

I saw a hobutt.

[Arnold Judas Rimmer]

1. Dear God, it wasn't Lister, was it?

You never know where you will find that boy when he goes on one of his beer and vindaloo binges.

[MonkeyFunk]

2. Oh I can't WAIT to see your first thread.

[Arnold Judas Rimmer]

3. I'm not sure what you mean by that

I'm just a drunken hologram who stumbled into this Lounge while researching 21st century Earth politics. And you're a monkey then?

Did you evolve over time like Lister's cat's descendants did?

[moriah]

6. Some of us have evolved, but not too much.

Actually, I think many 21st century Earth cats are more evolved and intelligent than quite a few of us 21st century humans.

[Deja Q]

7. !

:spray:

All we need now is the Cat to tell us how great he is and Kryten to make Patrick Stewart think 'Red Dwarf' was a ripoff of Star Trek and give him an idea to sue (Patrick was so vain and feeble, he actually was going to sue the BBC for what's obviously a parody... what a wanker...)

[Lil Missy]

4. Pics?

[Pierre.Suave]

5. Did you do anything to help him?