OK... Who broke the internet? - Democratic Underground

Dookus

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Mon Feb-23-04 06:18 PM
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OK... Who broke the internet?

odd.... I can get to the web. I can get to my email.

But I CANNOT get to any chat program - MSN Messenger, AOL IM, or Yahoo Messenger. Hrmm.....

C'mon fess up - who did it?

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matcom

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Mon Feb-23-04 06:19 PM
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1. M.A.T.C.O.M.

WE HIJACKED THE ENTIRE INTERNET BABY!!!

:D

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NWHarkness

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Mon Feb-23-04 06:19 PM
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2. Must have been Nader

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Deja Q

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Mon Feb-23-04 06:21 PM
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3. Those pesky NB_ folks are at it again!

Edited on Mon Feb-23-04 06:21 PM by HypnoToad

:silly:

Seriously, I've not had any troubles with online e-mail, but I don't IM... sorry.

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Salviati

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Mon Feb-23-04 06:21 PM
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4. The System is Down...

http://www.homestarrunner.com/systemisdown.html

Don't go throwing any lightswitch raves...

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NoPasaran

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Mon Feb-23-04 06:22 PM
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5. Behold the power of the Clenis!

Bwahahaha!

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Renew Deal

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Mon Feb-23-04 06:27 PM
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6. VIRUS ALERT

It's some fucking virus. I am going to have a long night at work. It's the mydoom.f virus.

http://www.trendmicro.com/vinfo/virusencyclo/default5.asp?VName=WORM_MYDOOM.F

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Dookus

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Mon Feb-23-04 06:31 PM
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7. hrmm...

OK.. I'll run Norton now...

but it sure would be odd. I've got my 'puter protected better than an Irish virgin with 9 brothers. But I'll see what turns up.

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Arbustosux

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Mon Feb-23-04 06:45 PM
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8. Blame Clinton!

that sob :)

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denverbill

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Mon Feb-23-04 06:49 PM
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9. Al Gore. He invented. He broke it. He can fix it.

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polmaven

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Mon Feb-23-04 06:51 PM
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10. Oh, come on....

Haven't you learned this by now? Whaddy, forgetful?
OK, I'll say it once more...Listen carefully now....CLINTON'S PENIS DID IT!!!

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Dookus

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Mon Feb-23-04 06:55 PM
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11. but... but...

I haven't touched the clenis in days!

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