So I was in the bathroom wondering what it would be like to have eye stalks

[RadiationTherapy]

and then I thought about technology advancing to the point where you could have genetically engineered organs and surgical procedures to alter your looks/function done as easily as going to a tattoo/piercing parlor. I then began to think of all the bad decisions people would make. I think this could be a book!

What are some good and bad ideas people could come up with in this scenario. Working eye stalks, multiple sex organs and colored skin and hair OBVIOUSLY, but what else?

[DS1]

1. There would be lots of kids crying at Dairy Queen

after I REACHED ACROSS THE ROOOOOOM AND DRANK THEIR MILKSHAKES!

with my 10 foot hollow tongue


:D

[RadiationTherapy]

2. Nice. I was thinking tentacles

but a hollow 10 foot toungue also has many, many uses.

"I thought I was kissing Billy!!" *sob*

[DS1]

3. how about your back and legs covered with small but strong little legs

about an inch long so you can slide under all sorts of objects with very little effort. put some suction cups on them and climb up walls

[RadiationTherapy]

5. Wow. What an idea!

You put my measley eye stalks to shame.

You have really thought this out.

[GCP]

30. I've always admired your powers of imagination!

[DarkTirade]

4. I have one thing to say: Live action hentai.

[EstimatedProphet]

6. I'd like to have wheels.

[RadiationTherapy]

7. After DS1's miniature back legs, I am going to have to ask you to resubmit your answer.

See if you can try a little harder this time, ok? Try to be a little more like DS1.

[EstimatedProphet]

8. What do you have against wheels?

[RadiationTherapy]

14. Nothing. I mean, wheels are cool...

DS1 just helped me realize that with a little imagination, we could all have backs and buttocks bristling with strong mini-legs to help us get out of bed or work on a car!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. i would like a penis but no balls. balls are gross.

:P

[RadiationTherapy]

15. i just read a story about a man

who came out from swimming nude in cold water and sat in a wood slat chair; his testicles, shrunken, fit easily between the slats. As his body warmed, his testicles enlarged and hung lower and lower. He tried to stand up and his testicles were stuck between the slats. He called for help and the chair was cut off of him.

[EstimatedProphet]

18. I work with a guy that is like that.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

21. he is dick with no balls?

[EstimatedProphet]

23. Exactly!

[Arkansas Granny]

10. How about if we were equipped with at least one appendage or limb

that was long enough and agile enough to reach any part of the body without resorting to contortions or using an artificial tool. Say something that could scratch that spot between my shoulder blades. I've always felt that there must be a design flaw in the human anatomy or that activity would be easy to accomplish.

[RadiationTherapy]

33. Like a 6 foot long finger with 72 joints that juts out of the forehead?

[Rosie1223]

11. I'd like a tail like a cat

not a dog's tail that indiscriminatly cleans off the coffee table, but an extension of my attitude. You know straight up in the air when I feel sassy, furs up when I get pissed off.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. ooohhh!

[kentauros]

17. What about the ears, too?

:)
Kind of like how anime/manga has "catgirls". Not complete furries, just a few of the appendages.

Of course, full centaur-mode for me

[Rosie1223]

20. Nah, my ears kinda stick out now.

:)

[MadrasT]

19. Cat tail & ears

It's all about the attitude!

The subject line of the OP made me laugh out loud.

[DarkTirade]

31. Wait... but that would give people a way to actually know what a woman is feeling.

... the world would collapse asunder! We're just not ready for that big of a shift in human dynamics! :P

[RadiationTherapy]

34. I am going to keep this thread when it runs its course.

The book will practically write itself.

[RadiationTherapy]

32. I am serious about a book and this is a wonderful expression.

I love the 'extension of my attitude' part. Great imagery

[FloridaJudy]

12. One word: wings.

[RadiationTherapy]

16. I am not sure I would want a Paul McCartney surgically attached to me

but I can see some people digging that.

[Kitty Herder]

22. I've always wanted a prehensile tail. nt

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

24. Gills.

We'll finally have those underwater cities.

:thumbsup:

[RadiationTherapy]

27. 1983-(A merman I should turn to be)

Hendrix in his fantastical prime; sweet lovemakin music...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SmRoGtiJp_E

[madeline_con]

25. I used to lie on the bed and stare at the ceiling.

Looking back, it seems like I wasted too much time doing it. I could have thought while performing other tasks. :shrug:

[RadiationTherapy]

28. So, a second brain for dreaming while performing more mundane, sensible tasks?

Or are you someone I work with being subtle?

[KG]

26. prehensile penis.

yeah, that would be pretty cool...

[RadiationTherapy]

29. You could pick up things for people!

Shake hands while making sushi!

Vacuum while you instant message!