help! there is a republican in my bed

[MsFlorida]

however do I get him out......

[KitchenWitch]

1. lay down a trail of Oxycontin leading out of the bedroom and out of the house

[MsFlorida]

3. with my luck....

he would then probably end up on my sidewalk.

[Blue-Jay]

2. Open the door and start the car.

[MsFlorida]

5. there should be rules against these things

damn, he was so hot too. oh well

[Aristus]

4. I know the feeling. I have a Republican in my bed every night.

She's purty!...

[RedShoes]

6. how did this happen?

banish him from your presence. his lowly political leanings will never be good enough for anyone who has an opposable thumb.

[MsFlorida]

7. so true...

he does tend to have some of those simian type characteristics. See what a glass of wine did for me and a day off from the office playing hookey.

Lived in this neighborhood for a year and the neighbors are just now discovering that I moved here -- amazing.

[MsFlorida]

8. but I didnt even

kiss him....

He drank too much and I didnt know what else to do with him. You all would be proud of me, I said I could never have a relationship with someone that supported the W and his ilk. Even if he does make me drool.

[AlCzervik]

9. Raise his taxes, that should get him out right away.

[rug]

10. Ask him a question.

[Skittles]

11. I will be right over, my sweet n/t

[Orsino]

12. Marry him!

(Speaking only statistically.)