Bongo's Song, revisited

[Robb]

with apologies to Matt Groening

My name is little Bongo,
I sing my little song-o,
The TV now says AWOL's true
They knew it all along-o.

My name is little Bongo,
I sing my little song-o,
Bushies say the world ain't hot
But science says they're wrong-o.

My name is little Bongo,
I sing my little song-o,
The rape rooms in Iraq were bad
We're not invading Congo.

My name is little Bongo,
I sing my little song-o,
Dow can make a boner pill
But please don't sell a bong-o.

My name is little Bongo,
I sing my little song-o,
The fraud that's in the People's House
Will not be there for long-o.
:bounce:

[catzies]

1. Brilliant! I like it when Bongo's in detention...

I have an old LIH on my bulletin board at home where the voice-on-the-other-side-of-the-door asks, "How many more years will you be angry that this rightwing twit was foisted upon America in a blatantly stolen election?"

Sullen Bongo answers, "Four."

I wish I wish i wish I wish Life in Hell was on the web.

[TXlib]

2. Robb, that was brilliant! You are NO dingbat!

Ahhh, who am I kidding? You're a dingbat!

But at least you're OUR dingbat!

[markus]

3. I taught my children this one

much to wife's dismay. But my daugher chickened out from brining my tattered old DC City Paper cutout of the original when asked to bring an editorial cartoon:

"I pledge allegiance to the flag
of the united states of a merry cow.
And to the Republicans for which they scam.
One nacho, underpants, with licorice
and jugs of wine for owls."

(From memory: not sure if I got hte first line right).

"It's a free country"