Post a really bad idea

[MonkeyFunk]

Here's mine:

Ya take tree-climbing goats:




Then ya crossbreed 'em with fainting goats:





And voila! A bad idea!

[Lil Missy]

1. You're a nutcase, MonkeyFunk

:D

:hi:

[arcadian]

2. Cutting off your own head with a chain saw to prove how much of a man you are.

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1996-07.html

Deity or not, however, Pumpille is a veritable girl's blouse compared to Polish farmer Krystof Azninski, who staked a strong claim to being Europe's most macho man by cutting off his own head in 1995. Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some "men's games". Initially they hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, but then one man upped the ante by seizing a chainsaw and cutting off the end of his foot. Not to be outdone, Azninski grabbed the saw and, shouting "Watch this then," he swung at his own head and chopped it off.

"It's funny," said one companion, "when he was young he put on his sister's underwear. But he died like a man."

[MonkeyFunk]

8. Yes, he died like a man

a very very stupid man.

[stuntcat]

36. ..

like.. WOW :wow:

[skygazer]

3. Sticking your foot in a fan

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7958691

[datasuspect]

4. bug chasing?

[MrCoffee]

5. Actually telling the potential landlord you want to set up an abbatoir

Who mentions that before the lease is signed?

[Orrex]

7. If you do that, you'll render your lease void

And you'd get slaughted in litigation.

[datasuspect]

9. there are ways to do that only using the bathtub, a roll of plastic sheeting, and duct tape

no one should know about this shit anyway.

[MrCoffee]

13. That's why you don't bring it up before the lease is signed.

Seems like elementary stuff to me.

[Robb]

6. Naked cooking

Bacon, specifically.

[ThomCat]

11. Naked cooking is usually a bad idea even when there is no bacon involved.

:wow:

[sarge43]

40. Frying chicken naked is another. Not good. n/t

[somethingwicked911]

10. *giggle*

I admit, I haven't seen anything else like this today.

[Debi]

14. Welcom to do SW911! Please don't take any of these ideas as suggestions

the DUers in the Lounge are teh crazy! :crazy:


:hi:

[MrCoffee]

15. It's the Chastity Balls...they make us loco

[somethingwicked911]

17. Chastity Balls? Shall I google? Or would that be a "bad" decision?

[Debi]

19. Noooooo Don't Google

Until you take Safe Search off....

then Google at your own risk!! :evilgrin:

[Debi]

20. Do they chafe in the hot summer months?

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

46. hmm, it got ts'ed. wonder why?

[ThomCat]

12. Sitting under that tree would be a really bad idea too.

:P

[WinkyDink]

16. Tutching the but!

[Debi]

21. Oh God that gets me laughing all over again n/t

[mcctatas]

38. Never, under any circumstances...

Tutch the but!!!!

[Crazy Dave]

18. Asking your boss if you can have time off to go to a job interview

I have actually seen two people do that in my lifetime

[auntAgonist]

22. thanks for the laugh!

I'm sending out a resume for a position I really want and I'll probably have to take a day off work to interview. I'm keeping it to myself though heh. No one will know why I'm off that day.


:rofl:

aA

[Crazy Dave]

26. What was really funny

One of them was the boss's daughter or step-daughter (can't remember) and she wasn't the "sharpest tool in the shed" as they say. I heard he laughed and said, "good luck" while probably thinking to himself, "thank God". Kind of like when Hilary Banks, "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" moved out of the main house and into the pool house. The mom and dad said, "it's a start"

She was a sweetheart though and she never got the other job. Still working with/for daddy to this day.

The other got fired, didn't get the other job but cried her way into getting her job back. We could all hear her bawling, "you people are like family to me"

[UrbScotty]

23. Voting Republican

[RadiationTherapy]

24. Taking a hit of acid and a half tab of ecstacy on a blind date...

with someone you have only met, briefly, once. That was pretty bad.

[flvegan]

25. Goatse.

[MonkeyFunk]

31. That was YOU!?

:crazy:

[flvegan]

32. Nah. Just seemed to me

that the entire process there was a bad idea. If that were me, I'd be on Letterman's Stupid Human Tricks every year.

[MonkeyFunk]

33. hehe

yes, that certainly IS a trick. A stupid one. And he appeared human.

[dorktv]

27. Posting on Craigslist for love.

Seriously, what is wrong with these men?

[Inchworm]

28. Feeding my dogs eggs

real bad idea!

:puke:

[LostinVA]

43. Our dog does fine with eggs, but we give them to him raw

Maybe that makes a difference.

[loveable liberal]

29. Dutch Oven-ing my wife....

Man did she get angry....

[La Lioness Priyanka]

30. empowering a bunch of virgin men to create rules around sex, sexuality and marriage

[IDemo]

34. McCain Inhofe 2008!

Bad²

[FloridaJudy]

35. True story

When I was in college, I knew a guy who kept falling in love with the most disastrous women imaginable - junkies, sociopaths, Republicans. On one memorable occasion, one of his dates stole everything in the bathroom medicine cabinet. Another had a psychotic break during dessert. We dreaded it, every time he brought over another date to our house.

Then one day he showed up with a woman who was a real class act. She was charming. She was intelligent. She seemed to be level-headed and coherent - at least as much as could be judged on brief acquaintance. He drew me aside later, and asked me what I thought. "John" (not his real name) I gushed. "She's lovely. I like her a lot. What does she do?" He beamed and answered, "She's the lead guitarist for a lesbian rock band". To this day, I wonder what on earth she was thinking. I know what John was: he'd finally found someone sane who was guaranteed to break his heart.

So: if you're gay, fall in love with a straight person. If you're straight, be smitten by a gay.

[liberaltrucker]

37. Obama/Clinton '08

Oops, sorry. Wrong forum.

:hide:

:)

[sarge43]

39. Try to please everyone. n/t

[Angleae]

41. This reminds me of Good Idea/Bad Idea from Animainiacs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8PhzrmBgMI

[backscatter712]

42. You beat me to it!

It's time for another Good Idea/Bad Idea.

Good Idea: Doing your own yard work.
Bad Idea: Doing your own dentist work.

The end.

[begin_within]

44. Removing the foil from a Jiffy-Pop, then cooking it

[callous taoboy]

45. Older brothers used to say: "Go play marbles in the freeway." Heh, those guys...

[Danger Mouse]

47. This guy was just about the worst idea in American history...