Four score and seven CAPTIONs?

[underpants]

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

1. "Ow! Who keeps kicking me in the head?!"

[quispquake]

5. Hahaha...

Good one :)

[GOPisEvil]

2. Lincoln wonders where JW Booth is when we really need him...

JUST KIDDING SECRET SERVICE GUYS - IT'S A JOKE. I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO SHOOT *. RELAX.

[Newsman Matt Drudge]

3. I snapped that one myself

See, what I was hoping to imply was that Bush is as great a President as Lincoln. There really are a lot of similarities. Did you know that Bush once visited Lincoln? And that Lincoln once owned a bush? I mean, that's just weird. The similarities are eerie.

[underpants]

8. Well you certainly do have a keen eye

On assignment for the Log Cabiners?

[imax2268]

4. in the words of Honest Abe...

TERROR, MADMAN, SADDAM, TERROR, WEAPONS OF MASS MURDER, TAX CUTS, TERROR, KILLERS, SADDAM,TERROR, TAX CUTS...oh wait...that was me...!

[underpants]

6. See we both used military power to keep the nation united

of course we are talking about two different nations.

[underpants]

7. This reminds me I got the Lincoln Logs stacked up this high yesterday

Dick said I done good.

[Papa]

9. Karl loves this portrait,he's always pointing to it and say'n 'Dont do it'

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

10. Thinks, "If I just cross my legs the other way...

...maybe I can piss on his head."

[SlavesandBulldozers]

11. "As I stand here in front

of this painting of George Washington, I am reminded of all the great sacrifices made during WWII - so that this nation shall not relish from the earth. Praise Jeebus."

[Elidor]

12. "History will not...uh...remember"

"History won't remember...um...nor the...uh...gen'ral population long rememberer...uh...the words I've mangled here today..."

[peekaloo]

13. Now they got all these pills to keep crazy wives in line.