What would the Freeper version of the Lounge be like?

[terrya]

Does FR even have their version of a Lounge? I don't go over there...well, ever, actually. But I was wondering what their version of the Lounge would be like.

Ok, it's not the most scintillating topic...

[Richardo]

1. If everything about FR is the opposite of DU...

...Then it's a witty, urbane forum that's not at all tedious or unfunny.










:D

[terrya]

3. Oh...sort of a "Oscar Wilde meets the Algonquin Round Table" sort of thing?

That is, if Oscar Wilde had the ability to time travel....

Gotcha.

Sounds stimulating. :-)

[Richardo]

4. ...and if he and the Algonquin round table were reactionary twits

Exactly. :)

[PeaceNikki]

5. D'oh!!

[Zuiderelle]

6. !!

:rofl: :patriot:

[Fran Kubelik]

11. I was going to say "not too different from how this lounge is"

...but yours is funnier. :patriot:

[mainegreen]

2. The LOL animal picture would involve more heavily armed animals.

Cats with guns
Squirrels with bazookas.
Dogs with tanks.
Rats riding missiles.

[LeftinOH]

7. I imagine it would be like Frank's place in 'Blue Velvet'.....

A bunch of perverts living according to their own special 'code'

[Richardo]

8. Just like here then!

:bounce:

[Sheets of Easter]

9. I just done killed stuff!! Aks me anything!

[MissMillie]

32. good work

:thumbsup:

[Mr. Blonde]

10. They do have a general/chat

section. Of course they are for the most part more rigid since they seem to frown on not having an article to go with your post.

So unsurprisingly it is less of a free for all than what we have over here.

[Iggo]

12. Church. (n/t)

[DS1]

13. Need good vibes! Shot my son while cleaning my .458 Weatherby custom

with match-grade ammo


It was expensive


(yeah, fuck them freepers)

[DS1]

14. Daughter is dating a black man, so I tried to flush her cat down the toilet

any plumbers in the house, I have a real problem here.

[DS1]

15. Any gasoline alternatives for cheap? Cross-burning is expensive, and Joebob

got some on his hood last week and burned his ears into pork rinds.

[MissMillie]

19. you're cracking me up here

:spray:

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

16. Top ten things to say when raptured

or

LOLAngelz

or

Christ on a stick and its copycats: Christ on a pick; Christ on a tick; Christ on a ... .never mind

and of course...

Help!!! I need vibes... tonight, my daughter's going to her purity ball

[DS1]

17. Looking for JO partner, no gay stuff, maybe some touching, while we watch "Red Dawn"

[Richardo]

28. ..

:rofl:

[JMackT]

36. Red Dawn...

is a good flick

I cant say about the gays or touching

[DS1]

18. I'm leaving FR. I got a hit of the funny grass blown on me yesterday, and realized what a giant

fuckstain on society I am.

[DS1]

20. Wacky Baracky!

[DS1]

21. Snacky C-racky!

[DS1]

22. Slappy Pataki!

[DS1]

23. Mahi Mahi!

[DS1]

24. Fish!

[Sheets of Easter]

26. Vigoda

[DS1]

29. Hiyo!

[DS1]

25. Hey, copycats suck fucking balls over here, too

[RedShoes]

27. First off, it would NOT be called "The Lounge", it'd be the Ronald Reagan Cyber Spot

and you know it. :P

[DS1]

30. New LOLJesus LOL

for humor impaired, this is simply a giant fuck you towards Freerepublic and its band of scum

[MissMillie]

33. holy cow

that was awesome!

[LynneSin]

31. I need volunteers for portapotty guard duty for the next Freeper Rally

EDIT NOTE:

This is a true story - that protest, from October 2002, the FR paid for $3000 worth of porty potties and btw, that was the turn out (up until some Iraqis showed up and took over the microphone and scared away the freepers - I shit you not!). At one point during the anti-war protest, DS1 and underpants attempted to invade the portapotties.

[MissMillie]

34. nice!

:thumbsup:

[philosophie_en_rose]

35. Impossible to Tell.

That place is a mess.

[BurtWorm]

37. This was a topic several years ago. It was a classic thread.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x194712

[NJmaverick]

38. It would be mostly men

and the lounge topics would include

Sports
Women
Trucks
Guns
BBQ
and tasteless non PC jokes

[LynneSin]

39. Advice needed - how do I keep my clan robes their whitest best!

:eyes:

[DS1]

40. Wash it in the blood of the Joooos!

[racaulk]

41. They would post Chick Tracts like we post lolcats.

:rofl:

[SacredCow]

42. CLENIS ALERT!!! CLENIS ALERT!!! CLENIS ALERT!!!

Hide teh chirdrens!!!!!

:hide:

[madinmaryland]

43. I won $200 at the dog fights last night.

[flvegan]

44. GUN PICTURE THREAD!!

[newmajority]

45. Wouldn't be called the Lounge. It would be The Redneck Bar

Redneck Bar poll: Who's a better lover?

My sister

My cousin

My sheep

JimRob's a DemocRAT

Other

[Rabrrrrrr]

46. My penis is stuk in the vacume cleaner tube again - aks me any thing!

[ThoughtCriminal]

47. Lots of ethnic and borderline racist jokes

Maybe not borderline. They think that liberals are humorless because we find them offensive.

I think this is one of the things that defines the difference between right and left-wing humor. Liberal humor tends to poke fun at the powerful and rich. Right-wing humor targets the victims and people who try to help them, or at least tries to sell the idea that the powerless and poor are entirley responsible for their condition.