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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 10:29 AM
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Sandwich shop
A guy walks into a sandwich shop and looks at the menu, it says "Soda: $1.00, Sandwich: $1.50, Handjob: $10.00".

He goes up to the woman at the counter and says, "Are you the girl that gives the handjobs?"

She says, "Yes".

He says, "Can you go wash your hands and make me a ham sandwich?!?"
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bearfan454 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 10:47 AM
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1. I heard it awhile back.
Still funny though !
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