LOL.. drunk people are funny

[Dookus]

The bars just closed a few minutes ago here, and a group of young people, probably college students, just walked up my block making a bit of a ruckus (nothing rude, just loud kids having fun.)

I had the window open and could hear them clearly. I hear one girl say she's going the other way, then a big SPLAT, along with an accompanying rolling bottle. Her friend yells "Kristin, are you falling down?"

Kristen replied, as only a good drunk person can, "No. I'm just understanding the ground."

[Bunny]

1. That's a good one!

LOL

[R Hickey]

2. And never misunderestimate

our drunk-driver president.

[VOX]

3. Hah! Excellent pickled response.

You can't make this stuff up, either -- it comes from a different part of the anesthetized brain.

Thanks for posting, Dookus!

[Dookus]

4. heheh

ain't that the truth?

[pagerbear]

5. They're hilarious when they're not driving

Or beating up loved ones
Or abusing people in other ways
Or vandalizing property
Or the clueless puppets of evil regimes
Or vomiting

[Dookus]

6. we agree

she wasn't doing any of those things. Just being inadvertently humorous.

:eyes: