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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-19-08 09:39 PM Original message |
Things you do not want to hear behind you in a restaurant |
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NewEnglandGirl (602 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-19-08 09:58 PM Response to Original message |
1. Does that smell |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-19-08 10:04 PM Response to Original message |
2. "If it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes. |
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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 08:49 AM Response to Reply #2 |
9. Oh my! Would that be a party of six or more? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-19-08 10:08 PM Response to Original message |
3. "His name is Robert Paulson..." |
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Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-19-08 10:12 PM Response to Original message |
4. ..... |
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TroglodyteScholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-19-08 10:13 PM Response to Original message |
5. I don't ever want to hear... |
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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 08:44 AM Response to Reply #5 |
7. Hey--at least it wasn't an Olive Garden! |
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FKA MNChimpH8R (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-19-08 10:19 PM Response to Original message |
6. "Did you see that rat run across the dining room?" |
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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 09:00 AM Response to Reply #6 |
10. We had a mouse run across our dining room in one restaurant I worked in! |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 08:48 AM Response to Original message |
8. Did somebody shit in the Chili? |
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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 09:03 AM Response to Reply #8 |
12. That is wrong on SO many levels! |
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peacefreak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 09:02 AM Response to Original message |
11. Did the chef get the results of the TB test yet? |
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arcadian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 09:39 AM Response to Original message |
13. Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you! |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 01:47 PM Response to Reply #13 |
21. "Hello. My name is Michael Corleone. |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 10:55 AM Response to Original message |
14. The "clean food" dialogue from Fight Club. |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 11:12 AM Response to Original message |
15. Or the things we think about when hearing those quotes... |
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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 11:43 AM Response to Reply #15 |
16. I SAW that thread! |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 12:02 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. Wow. and I thought nothing, but NOTHING, could top free range groping... |
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deucemagnet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 11:56 AM Response to Original message |
17. "I love you, Pumpkin." followed by, "I love you, Honey Bunny." |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 12:58 PM Response to Original message |
19. Yes, Mr. Limbaugh, that is a very cute child. nt |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 01:43 PM Response to Original message |
20. "Oh dear, little Johnny looks like he's going throw up." |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 04:37 PM Response to Original message |
22. From the booth behind me...father to his little rugrat, "Do you need to throw up honey?". |
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