What Are You Doing To Prepare For Human-Alien Sex?

[pokerfan]

http://io9.com/373889/what-are-you-doing-to-prepare-for-human+alien-sex

Me? I read/watch a lot of science fiction and I'm learning the duodecimal system.

[MonkeyFunk]

1. just the usual

a shower and a joint.

[Xipe Totec]

2. I'm having a second asshole surgically implanted

It's taking longer than expected because my former boss won't stand still for the operation.

[LostInAnomie]

3. I''ve watched all the Sex Trek movies

I'm very prepared.

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. Rishathra?

Nothing special. ;)

[pokerfan]

6. "Tell me about your portfolio. Lie to me about your family!"

http://www.youtube.com/v/gD8mZkEcKTA&hl

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. ...

[tigereye]

5. after seeing a few Torchwood episodes not sure it would be that good an idea...

:scared:


Capt. Jack, now that would be a different matter. :evilgrin:

[elshiva]

22. They are not aliens, but I would love to

do it with these guys:

[MilesColtrane]

8. I'd rather not.

The foreplay is a bitch.

[pokerfan]

14. That brings to mind a question

Were the aliens in Alien actually breeding with the humans or solely using them as hosts for the babies, like that wasp does to that species of spider? I kinda tuned out after the first sequel.

[cloudbase]

9. I'll have to buy some

Astro Glide, I guess.

[pokerfan]

13. Don't forget the Reese's Pieces! (n/t)

[RT Atlanta]

10. Getting the digital video cameras ready!

:)

[KamaAina]

11. Heading down to the pet store to pick up a box turtle!

I hear the aliens form the planet Santorum are into threesomes...

[mcctatas]

12. I plan on sleeping with this guy as a training excercise.....

[SPKrazy]

15. dressing up like an alien

and screwing myself

:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

16. Playing the Sims far too much.

One of mine got abducted and gave birth to a small green baby.

[rug]

17. Dating Republicans.

[davsand]

18. Is there an anal probe involved?

That changes the protocol considerably because it has to include a few gallons of Miralax, a funnel, an empty swimming pool and a bottle of Mazola.

Otherwise a glass of wine or two and maybe a laundry bag would probably do the trick.



Laura

[petronius]

19. I poke my wang into anything even remotely resembling a hole

Now, what was that you were saying about aliens? :shrug:

[elshiva]

20. Body paint. eom

[Fire Walk With Me]

21. Locking.

Alien/Human sex threads are against the DU guidelines. Please refer to them or a moderator if you have any questions.

[elshiva]

23. Hello?

it did not lock...

[harmonicon]

24. watching alien porn NT

[elshiva]

25. Obviously, but what kind of aliens?

Daleks are the least sexy.

[harmonicon]

27. whatever I can get my hands on

Judging on what the doctor's clone/daughter looks like, I'd love me some time lord porn.

[elshiva]

29. Doctor Who's women sidekicks are always sexy

The Doctors are sexy too. There is a great sexy Time Lady (female version of a time lord) called the Rani.

[davsand]

34. I'm sure there is someone someplace who LIKES Dalek bumps.

There a butt people, chest people and eye people--you just KNOW there are Dalek Bump fans somewhere.

Now what they look like inside those tin cans--I'm NOT sure anybody could get turned on by that.

:puke:

Just sayin...


Laura

[struggle4progress]

26. Uh, aliens don't use duodecimal, cuz they don't have duodena

[pokerfan]

32. LOL n/t

[Monk06]

28. Full body wax. No tats so I'm OK there (aliens think tats are secret messages making fun of them.)

[galledgoblin]

30. getting creative (n/t)

[AnneD]

31. From the looks of the sex toys I've seen lately....

we are already prepared. At least we won't need to keep changing the battery.

[OmahaBlueDog]

33. I haven't given it much thought, but I'd bet it's uppermost in Rick Santorum's mind

When the Associated Press reporter asked whether homosexuals should not then engage in homosexual acts, Santorum replied, "Every society in the history of man has upheld the institution of marriage as a bond between a man and a woman. Why? Because society is based on one thing: that society is based on the future of the society. And that's what? Children. Monogamous relationships. In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing. And when you destroy that you have a dramatic impact on the quality".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Santorum

[Dr. Strange]

35. Reading Philip Jose Farmer.

[Z_I_Peevey]

36. Deep-knee bends

and lunges, mostly.

[redqueen]

37. I can't say too much...

but it involves squid and bigfoot mock ups.

[unpossibles]

38. practicing. nt

[arcadian]

39. Altering my genetic code.

For kicks.