If that guy sings 'She Bangs' one more time, I'll scream!

[displacedtexan]

I have had it with this week's news filler crap about the bad singer!

Celebrating someone who so completely sucks has driven me to the bloody edge!

Prediction: Pretty soon FOX will develop a contest to find the LEAST talented entertainer...

What will they call the show?

[Dookus]

1. umm...

American Idol?

[fishnfla]

2. The dennis miller show?

/

[displacedtexan]

4. Good one!

LOL!

I was thinking "American Loser."

[fishnfla]

6. American loser, dennis miller

same thing

[displacedtexan]

13. You've got that right!

LOL!

[POed_Ex_Repub]

3. William Hung?

Eh... let him have his 15 minutes, it's still better than Paris Hilton.

[Diego360]

20. 15 minutes only, please!

Beneath the campy fun is an ugly strain of xenophobia, IMO.

[scottcsmith]

5. Hey, how 'bout we use him for a wacky caption?

[Jackhammer Jesus]

7. I'm happy for the guy.

If I was such a horrible singer that I could actually be famous for it, I'd milk it for all it was worth too!

Unfortunately, I'm bad, but not bad enough to be a superstar.

:(

Edit: She bangs! She bangs!

[displacedtexan]

11. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I can't believe you did that to me!

[Jackhammer Jesus]

18. Sorry, but your post got the song stuck in my head.

I needed revenge - it's the least I could do!

[displacedtexan]

19. Thanks so much!

Not!

She's still banging!

[progressivebydesign]

8. Umm.. there is already a contest for the worst idol..

the seattle radio stations are promoting a contest in Las Vegas for the worst American Idol type singer..

[boobooday]

9. Fox has already cornered the market

On untalented entertainers. They have their own "untalent agency" that stocks the news channel.

http://www.wgoeshome.com

[POed_Ex_Repub]

10. Whatever you do, don't click here

http://www.williamhung.reallyrules.com

:evilgrin:

[displacedtexan]

12. Now I'm afraid. Really afraid.

Y'all are gonna give me nightmares!

[ewagner]

14. The mute button works fine

I think we should make the birthday of the person who conceived the "mute" button a national holiday......

[POed_Ex_Repub]

15. I use it every time Britney Spears "Toxic" video comes on

I don't care much for the music, but the visuals are nice. ;)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

17. I actually like that song...And I don't like Britney at all...

[displacedtexan]

16. I agree. Wish I could mute that 'She Bangs' guy permanently!

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[Deja Q]

21. Oh come on, that dude is the new Tiny Tim!

Except there aren't any TV shows funny enough to use him on...

Unlike Tiny Tim who spent 5 years doing cameos on "Laugh-In"! :D

[arwalden]

22. What guy? What Is "She Bangs"?

[displacedtexan]

23. Watch any news show, and you'll see him.

He got thrown off of American Idol because he sucked sssooooooooooooo bad.
He sang something called "She bangs," and he just screamed the song. Now he's the news filler.
Last week the filler was the story of the guy thrown to the lions.

[arwalden]

24. Ah... I Understand. Thank you.

I will admit that I watched American Idol (season 1) but that was quite enough. The ones with real talent got the boot, the vocal-acrobatic singers (with their "change the tune as they go along" style) were just too much for me.

Call me old fashined, but I really like it when a singer can hit the note and hold the note and actually BE ON KEY. LOL.

-- Allen (not hip anymore) :-)