What do you think about when you are brushing your teeth?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

:shrug:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

1. I think about

not getting toothpaste on any part of my clothes (If I'm wearing any.) :D

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. you've heard of party naked?

well, brush naked, I say ;)

[Chan790]

2. Honestly...

sex. Same as the rest of the time. I really need to date more often...that's the conclusion.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. ~sigh~

me too.

thanks for the laugh. I actually guffawed out loud over here.:)

[undeterred]

3. My teeth.

Is there something I am supposed to think about?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. the thought police demand that you think about brushing

up and down, not side to side.

[Iggo]

7. It's hard not to notice...

...that I only have twelve real teeth left (all twelve of them on the bottom....I have a full upper plate of dentures.)

And so it's hard not to think about how I came to be so dental deficient at such a young age (I was 43 when they yanked all those teeth outa my head.)

All I can say is this: Please don't do drugs*, kids. But if you must, AT LEAST BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH! The fact is, you're going to live a lot longer than you thought. And eventually you are going to care about not only your appearance, but your ability to speak clearly and to eat normally.

:hi:

*And by "drugs" I mean cocaine, speed, and heroin. You know...the hard shit.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. now see ---

I knew I wasn't the only one to think heavy stuff when I brushed my teeth :D :hug: :yourock:

[sniffa]

9. I hope this takes care of my morning breath

[Tuesday Afternoon]

10. so then --

you only brush once a day...





















gotcha Dude!

[lost-in-nj]

11. did I finally get rid of

that fucking piece of lettuce?????


:shrug:

its all about the lettuce




lost

[Taverner]

12. How long before I can plunk into the bed?

If morning - nothing - I'm in a trance

[1gobluedem]

13. I interview for my boss' job

So when he retires I'll be ready.

[BlueJazz]

14. E=MC2

[littlebit]

15. I think of the same three things every morning.

I think of how much my life sucks, how much I hate my ex, and will today finally be the day I snap.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

16. damn...

that's some deep shit! I like it. :wow:

Notice, I have not shared what I think about ;)

[NewEnglandGirl]

17. All Kinds of Things

like how I should clean the bathroom to what I look like in the mirror that day or night and how much I like that semi new Vanilla Mint mouthwash. Not very deep stuff. :9

[femmocrat]

18. I wonder why whitening toothpaste doesn't really whiten...

among other things....

[Connonym]

19. I think about how much money I already owe my dentist

:sigh:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

33. don't I know it ...

damn MAN just redecorated his office, too!! Why??

[crimsonblue]

20. one of two things...

1. trying to reconile my grand unifying theory of everything with Hawking radiation, the limitations of special relativity, and the hard to comprehend number of dimensions needed to make the numbers work

OR

2. whether my existence truly does exist solely in my own mind, or that I may actually be another person stuck in a coma, or a computer program created by an extremely advanced civilization for the purpose of examining human interaction and thought.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

32. when you look in the mirror

and see yourself looking back at you

in the mirror looking back at you

do you wonder if the person in the mirror is thinking the same thing you are thinking?

[crimsonblue]

34. no....

but I wonder which person I am... am I the person looking in the mirror, or am I the person in the mirror, living in a parallel universe?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

36. or is it an evil doppleganger

who comes out at night to put that one hair in the sink...

[crimsonblue]

37. I think I am probably the evil doppelganer...

:evilgrin:

[av8rdave]

21. My elementary school dental hygenist

We actually had them back then.

She was pretty hot, as I recall. But then, what does a second grader know about that?

[CreekDog]

22. Brushing my teeth

i can't think about more than one thing at a time.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

23. "Damn, those are some shiny teeth!"

:P

[flvegan]

24. Nipples.

Not mine.

[Redstone]

25. Mrs R's body, because we have one of those bathrooms with twin sinks,

so we're often tooth-scrubbing side-by-side without a stitch on.

Do I have it made, or what?

Redstone

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

26. How to get the cat out of the sink

so I don't have to spit toothpaste on her.

[mitchum]

28. That's what I do also!

Every morning I have to remove at least one of the 3 sink cats before brushing or shaving

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. That it's like putting a flame job on a Pacer

[Tuesday Afternoon]

35. oh lord --

that was the bubble shaped car, right?

[Inchworm]

29. left-get it good- both sides...

damn that tastes good

get the fronts.. and behind.. remember seeing that shit the dental assistant showed me? gawd.. scrub the insides of fronts..

this fuckin water is yummy!

don't swallow... dumbass1!

I'm gonna puke when I brus..*yak* h my .. *heave*.. tongue...

*spit*

Where's my coffee?

:hi:

[Forkboy]

30. Nibbling techniques.

[liberaltrucker]

31. You DEFINATELY don't want to know

Or maybe you do.

:evilgrin:

[ScreamingMeemie]

38. Please don't hurt.

[Adsos Letter]

39. Brushing? My teeth?

:wtf:

[Guava Jelly]

40. boobs

....

[Awsi Dooger]

41. At night, I'm rather happy with myself

I have no trouble brushing in the morning. Automatic. At night it's a struggle, always the excuse that I'll probably be eating more junk anytime soon, so put it off.

Actually, I do have a typical thought process, day and night, that I'm overworking the right side of my mouth. I'm lefthanded so it's natural to start with that hand and brush the right side vigorously and at length. When I flip to righty it's probably a 60/40 deficit in time allotment.

[crimsonblue]

42. I don't have a left right deficiency...

I do have, however, a top-bottom deficiency.. I always start on the bottom, but end up spending most my time on the top. double entendre the hell out of that, if you'd like.

[Broken_Hero]

43. .........

"With all that technology, why didn't StarFleet install seatbelts on the bridge of the Enterprise?"

[Mobius]

44. .

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[Tuesday Afternoon]

49. don't you love the edit feature?

I wish I had one in real life :thumbsup:

edited to add the question mark!

[Mobius]

51. Yes it is my saving grace

I was in the wrong thread and though 100 Lord of the Rings user pics here, might seem off topic :D

[Lasher]

45. I wonder how many adults use Sponge Bob toothpaste.

Sure glad I hurt my left hand instead of my right one. This would suck if I had to use my left hand. I wonder why my gums always bleed when I do this. Hope I get done before the cat jumps up here again. I wonder why he likes to drink out of this sink when he's got plenty of clean water in his bowl. Yep, bleeding again, I wonder how many other people that happens to. Hey, I actually like Sponge Bob toothpaste, it tastes better. Why does this towel smell like a locker room? Better ditch it and get a fresh one. Hel LOW, there good lookin! And just think how good we'll look after we shave!

[ForrestGump]

46. Up, down, up, down...in, out, in, out...round and round, round and round...

You know: the usual.




:P

[Lasher]

47. Mush, mush

rest, rest.

[Zavulon]

48. How Arm & Hammer's baking soda toothpaste tastes like shit.

The stuff works great, but I really hate the taste.

:puke:

[Starry Messenger]

50. Never buy Tom's of Maine Fennel Flavor ever again

and "I need a new toothbrush"

MPK

[Z_I_Peevey]

52. I usually alternate between:

(a) Damn! Why can't I find Gleem toothpaste anymore? and
(b) I probably should floss sometime soon.

[LaurenG]

53. All the things I need to do once I'm done brushing.

Sometimes I walk through the house collecting things for my bag while I'm brushing. "Will I need this folder and did I do..." Stupid stuff that for some reason only occurs to me when I'm brushing.

[moggie]

54. Why does the bathroom in the mirror look better than the one I'm in?

Seriously, the mirror world looks so much more interesting than this one.

[TrogL]

55. Who's the stranger in my bathroom

Face blindness strikes again.