I'm starting my own clique...

[Dookus]

who wants in?

Once the membership is settled, we need to decide if we wanna be stoners, jocks, freaks or geeks.

C'mon! Sign up now!

[mr_hat]

1. I plead the Groucho. nt

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

2. oooh! ohhh! me

I never get to be in cliques! :D

[NightTrain]

3. I'll join, but only if we get to be geeks

Fair enough? :hi:

[Dookus]

5. now now...

that will be up for the membership to decide. Bring enough geek friends to win!

And hurry - I fear the goths are gonna take over, and I'm out of mascara.

[LuLu550]

4. I would never join a clique

that would have me as a member! :hippie:

[brainshrub]

6. Sign me up!

Can we act all snooty in the lunchroom?

[Dookus]

7. absolutely!

What's the point, otherwise?

[Padraig18]

8. I would never belong to any club that would have me as a member!

:P

[Goldberg]

9. I'll join...

and I'll supply the beer!

[Dookus]

13. whoohooo

Bring a couple kegs - I think we'll need 'em.

[Raven]

10. Yer makin' fun a me!

I knew this would happen and I bet you won't let me in, so I'm starting my own "Old Farts" clique and very few ppl here will qualify. So there.

[Dookus]

11. Nah.

not at all - sorry if you feel that I am. I'm giving you a chance to JOIN a clique!

Offshoot threads are common here, and aren't directed at the original poster. Come join us!

[Raven]

15. Can I be President?

of the clique, that is.

[Dookus]

17. cliques don't have presidents

clubs do.

But I can assure you a high-ranking position. How 'bout liaison to other cliques? It entails laughing at them and telling them how they're not as cool as we are.

[Raven]

20. Ok, no President...what about top Alpha - Female?

But I'll take Liaison to other Cliques. The opportunity for ridicule sounds like fun!

[Twillig]

33. Alpha-Female gets to change name to "Heather"

Is there a name for Alpha-Male, if he exists?

[Mass_Liberal]

12. moi

what's it called?

[Dookus]

14. hrmm.... good question

I'll have to think on that. A lot will depend on our make-up, non?

[darkstar]

16. Can't we be

like the soccer players at my H.S., i.e. stoner-jocks?

[Dookus]

18. well

I'm quite fond of stoned soccer players myself, but I don't know if everyone else in the clique likes to smoke out, or can run for 4 hours non-stop for no apparent reason.

You're free to start a clique within a clique, aka a double-clique, if you'd like.

[wryter2000]

19. Can I join?

I'm an old fart, but I don't fart too often. I'll be in charge of running the still.

[Dookus]

21. absotively!

The more the merrier. Plus, we have an opening in our organization for a distiller!

[nuxvomica]

22. Can it be a solipsist clique?

I've always wanted to join a solipsist clique.

[Dookus]

24. umm....ok

I can tell you're gonna be the odd one.

[rbnyc]

23. Me! Me!

I think I'm probably a freak. For the time being, I am no longer a stoner.

:evilgrin:

[Dookus]

28. cool...

you can be "the pregnant one". And stay away from the still!

[Whitacre D_WI]

25. Nah. I'm a loner.

[Elsie]

26. Cliques

I wanna be in..I wanna be in .. Please! Please! What's the age limit?

[Dookus]

27. No age limit!

although you must be 21 or older to partake of the liquid refreshments.

[Breezy du Nord]

29. I do!

I'm desparately starved for company!

[ornotna]

30. I'ld like to join

But if you start letting any old schlub in, I'm outta here. :P

[ScrewyRabbit]

31. I'm in

But what does the clique do?

[Dookus]

32. well

so far we drink beer and make fun other cliques. One guy likes to play soccer, I think.

Other than that, it's open. Propose something!

[ScrewyRabbit]

37. Drink beer, why didn't you say so

That's good enough for me.

[gator_in_Ontario]

34. Give me a call

if you are looking for stoners....

[citizen snips]

35. Count me in.

n/t

[Raven]

36. Dookus, did you tell them about the admission fee yet?

I'm also the Treasurer, right?

[Dookus]

38. sshhhh!

ixnay on the eefays!!!

[ScrewyRabbit]

39. Now I think we must all believe that our clique

is superior to other cliques.

[Dookus]

40. Naturally!

We'd be a sorry clique indeed if we didn't!

Now let's go steal some lunch money!

[HEyHEY]

41. Will we let girls in?

[The Crow]

42. Dude...It's not a club without girls...

[Dookus]

43. Yes, women are welcome

the big question is whether we should let Canadians in, eh?