GWB could _____ and they still wouldn't Impeach

[Fire Walk With Me]

Inspired by Redstate_Democrat's thread in GD.

What do you think Bush would get away with and still not get impeached?

[SeattleGirl]

1. GWB could....

fuck both his daughters on live TV, and they still wouldn't impeach.

Sorry for the grossness, but that's how I feel.

[Connonym]

2. anything he damned well pleases

because this is now a dictatorship

[SeattleGirl]

3. Excellent point, Connonym.

Sad, but true.

[Radical Activist]

6. Just as long as it isn't

oral. That's impeachable as we all know.

[ElboRuum]

4. Get A Blow Job From Monica Lewinsky

I sense the Clenis.

[Lil Missy]

7. That wouldn't hurt GW. That's only a Constitutional Crisis for a Democratic President.

[patricia92243]

11. That says it all. If 9/11 had happened on a Democratic President time, he would have been run out

of office because he "let" it happen. Since it was a Republican President, it was o.k. On and on it goes.

Don't get me started - I could rage on for hours - lol.

[Lil Missy]

19. It's worse than that. I don't believe 911 WOULD have happened with Gore in office.

And believe me, I do understand your rage. People know better than to get me started too.

[Lil Missy]

5. He could bloody stab someone to death on film, or fuck and torture small animals.

And all the repukes and pundits would find some way to explain it all away.

He's above the fucking law, ya know.

What I'd really like to say would get the thread deleted.

[LibDemAlways]

8. have sex with a goat on live tv during the superbowl

halftime show....and not only would he not be impeached, he'd end up winning an Emmy.

[Number23]

9. bugger baby badgers n/t

[crispini]

10. barbecue and eat a baby on the white house lawn live on fox news.

:eyes:

[Mendocino]

12. Invade Canada, France and Sweden

Stock the Supreme Court with KKKlannies and Nazis

Nuke Seattle, NYC and Hollywood

Strip mine and drill in all the National Parks

Build a "Gitmo" in every state

Declare wolves and spotted owls as terrorists

Burn atheists, gays and vegans in the public square

Make gun ownership a prerequisite for citizenship

Make "Texan" the official US language

Build a border fence around Humboldt County, Vermont and Massachusetts

[racaulk]

13. Grab a rifle and shoot puppies on the White House lawn.

Hell, he could stand on live TV in front of the press, hold up his middle finger, and say "Fuck you, America! I hate this country and my administration and I have purposely been trying to destroy this country, its citizens and their lives for the last eight years, and I will spend every second I have left in the White House trying to steal every penny I can from all of you. The elections are rigged and the Republicans have the infrastructure in place to make sure McCain "wins" in November. Oh, and I'm gonna bomb a few countries in the Middle East, and you can't stop me! Ha ha ha!!!"

He could say all of that, and the talking heads in the M$M (as well as the fundie right) would find a way to blame Democrats.

And the House still wouldn't impeach.

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. Reading slightly between the lines, that is exactly what he HAS said and been saying.

And you're all right, I don't believe that there is anything that he could do which would be cause for his actual removal.

9/11=MIHOP.

[ThatsMyBarack]

14. Rob a bank?

:shrug:

[WinkyDink]

15. Torture, invade a sovereign nation illegally, betray a CIA covert operation, ....oh, wait.

[Pale Blue Dot]

17. I honestly can't think of anything worse than what he's already done.

Either himself or by proxy.

[Reverend_Smitty]

18. everything said in this thread...

wouldn't get impeached and still mind-bogglingly have an approval rating in the mid 20's. Yep, about 20 percent of this country is royally fucked in the head

[mdmc]

20. yes

[Pushed To The Left]

21. Say that he orchestrated 9/11 while receiving oral sex from Dick Cheney n/t

[SPKrazy]

22. Eat live babies on TV

and drink a case of beer a day and snort cocaine or smoke crack regularly


Wait, not so sure he doesn't do that (well prolly hasn't on TV eaten babies yet)

[harmonicon]

23. rape Nancy Pelosi on the house floor...

while being videotaped by Osama Bin Laden and confessing to numerous child murders.