Write a fake personal ad!

[XemaSab]

SWF seeking SWM for marriage. You are: owner of 1000+ acre ranch, over 75. MUST HAVE SENIOR WATER RIGHTS. Serious replies only.

[Robb]

1. ...

[krispos42]

2. Average, loving guy...

...seeks voluptuous, monogomous nymphomaniac masseuse with trust fund.


:evilgrin:

[XemaSab]

3. McCain?

Is that you? :shrug:

[krispos42]

4. What? What?

Speak into my good ear!



And get off my lawn!

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. OK!!!!

Male, 49, white. Hootie and the Blowfish Fan! I have every poster ever made of Hootie! You rock Hootie!

I like to make Vanilla pudding and pour it warm, into my navel, at about 7pm. Then, I let it harden overnight, and pull it out the next morning. It is funny how the shape of the "vanilla navel plug" changes as you age.

I put the vanilla navel plugs on my mantle. So far, I have 1,432 of them.

I'm not looking for a relationship, I just like talking about the vanilla plugs.

[harmonicon]

8. +1

I'm still laughing....

[mcctatas]

6. SWF seeks SWM...

must be 75+ and show documentation of an existing terminal illness. Only those with over $5 million dollars and less than one year to live need apply :evilgrin:

[XemaSab]

9. Eh, what's money?

Senior water rights are worth more. :P

[DarkTirade]

7. SWS seeking SWE.

Single White Scot seeking Single White Ewe.

[Pushed To The Left]

10. Rightwing SWM, not a moran!!, seeks SWF that looks like Ann Coulter

I'm series!!!!11 If you are a liberal woman, then remove me from your rooster! Go USA!! I want a hot conservative broad like Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham or Barbara Bush to come home to, and who won't cast asparagus on me like the far left does. Must listen to Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Dr. Laura. Must not vote for Barack Hussein Obama cuz he's a Muslim!!!! Those who don't like my ad..Get a Brain! Morans

[XemaSab]

11. I think you need to include a photo with that one

;)

[pokerfan]

12. Disgusting SWM, 48, bald, with perverted sexual interests

seeks wealthy SWF. Please send pictures of all your stuff, a notarized copy or your last five IRS returns, and one of your bras. This might be your lucky day!

[bridgit]

13. Wanted...

that is all

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. I'll just repeat the classic.

Minimalist seeks woman.