Who cares about gas prices when you got this: "Britney, Madonna to perform nude 'bondage' routine"

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A source said: "It is classic Madonna, probably the raunchiest stuff she has ever done. It leaves nothing to the imagination and it will be very controversial.

"Britney and Madonna are unwrapped like mummies to appear together almost naked apart from tiny leather bondage pants and knee-high boots. They then dance closely together, pressing their hands and bodies together.


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Britney will also dance to Madonna's 1995 hit Human Nature, which will include one scene where she loses her mind after getting stuck in a lift.

The source added to Britain's The Sun newspaper: "We'll see her going crazy in an enclosed space - screaming, pulling her hair and banging her fists against the lift's walls as it gets stuck between floors. She really loses it."
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http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4615433a4500.html

I'm at a loss for words.

[Deja Q]

1. I think I found your words:

"Two petty has-beens have nothing left except shock-jock tactics, which isn't saying much given the 'breadth' of their so-called careers..."

[opiate69]

5. HypnoToad For The Win.

[MonkeyFunk]

10. Madonna's a has been?

She still sells millions of albums and sells out arenas every time she tours. And she's been doing it for 25 years.

[WinkyDink]

14. Exactly! The OP should try to get a ticket for MSG!

[mitchum]

2. That may be hot if they have a time machine worked into the act

otherwise, it's just sorta sad

[Danger Mouse]

3. I can't stand Madonna.

[XemaSab]

4. Times like this

DU really needs a "making-jerking-motions-while-rolling-eyes" smilie.

[KitchenWitch]

6. Like this?

[XemaSab]

7. No, more like this:

[krispos42]

8. *DING!*

Now if only there was one where the eyes of the smiley roll so far back in the skull they plop out of it's ass and roll on the floor...

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. I can imagine little that could be less ultimately revolting.

[Initech]

11. Giggity giggity giggity!

[Radical Activist]

12. Are they going to sing while they do it?

If not, then I may watch.

[LostInAnomie]

13. I think I just hurt my jaw from yawning so hard.

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