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http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/fur/752492985.htmlIf you are a lady, I would like to remind you again that this posting is for the fellas only. If you continue to read just know that here may be some concepts that you may find offensive.
FELLAS, it's no secret that you've either heard about or have read about the resurgence of the Art of Seduction tactics that have been circulating around LA and the rest of the world for the last few years now.
I've seen it for myself. I read The Game, I've listened to DeAngelo's tapes. I'm a self-proclaimed natural when it comes to winning the hearts of women, and ACTUALLY I've always felt drawn towards monogamy. So I'm not some big Pimp. BUT I understand the Pimp Game.
And I understand the struggle of a lot of regular Joes out there just trying to make ends meet --- romantically speaking --- and from a guy who's been with many 9's and 10's to you, who's been scrapping the bottom of the barrel all of your life, I would like to offer you my dark, sexy queen-sized platform bed as a starter bed to help you with your end-game for $400.
As all women think, but few say, fellas, you've gotta get it together both personally and in your living situation. Some of the pads I see guys living in are just f'ing disgusting, and if I were a girl who was a 5 and a half (much less a 7) I wouldn't be caught dead in these places. If you're trying to close, and you're not offering anything out of the ordinary decor-wise then you're making it THAT much harder on yourself. It's not necessary.
Fellas, women notice your clothing, your fingernails, your teeth, your everything. And if you want to start to impress, there's no better place to start than with a bad-ass, bold, simple (but very pimp) platform bed. Buy this, put it in your bedroom, or if you have space, put it in your living room -- Throw your ugly-a** couch away and go and get a lot of Morrocon-style pillows from Tara Home and pimp this b#*ch out. Paint the walls Indian turquoise. Turn it up a little. Seriously! Women LOVE this bed. You'll have 75% of your work done for you just by having it in your place.
The fact that you invest in a cool, sexy bed says a lot about your abilities in that area. Get some candles to put along the side (99 cent store), get some nice sandalwood incense... set a scene! Create a mood. Invest in some nice little ipod speakers. Make playlists. Have the whole thing set up.
You can have books stacked along the side. Fun books. Telling books. Joke books. All of this stuff women LOVE. Coloring books. This bed can be a players paradise.
Remember, women want an f'ing fantasy. Not some stock, standard, sterile, non-story. They want to experience something different, something they can brag about to their friends.
This bed (with the candles and all the other stuff) turns the prudest of the prude into super-freaks! I'm even willing to offer a money-back guarantee... but you don't need that crutch -- I can't do it for you. Only you can.
IF you can't see how this thing can work, the way I did when I first laid eyes on it - and dropped a grand on it (that I really didn't have), then I'm afraid you deserve those long, lonely nights next to your computer, surfing images of Angelina Jolie and what not.
The ONLY reason I'm getting rid of this beautiful piece of craftsmanship is because I'm upgrading to something even more pimp.
But this is an excellent place for you to start. I'm telling you, once you pimp out your bedroom, you'll take a second look at everything else in your dull apartment. It works.
You know what, in fact, I should charge you $500 instead of $400 just because I don't think you would truly appreciate what I'm saying unless you're investing in this thing---it's called the Natural Law of Exchange.
Think about what I said, but don't think too long, because this deal will not last very long before someone smart snaps it up.
Okay, here's the ad for squares:
A year and a half ago I paid $1300.00 for this bed at Bohac on Melrose. I have loved it ever since. The only reason I am selling it is because it is too big for my bedroom. It's really meant for someone with a nice-size space (and not a small apartment like mine). But it has served me well and I hate to see it go.
This could be a really wonderful upgrade for you at the fantastic (and firm) price of $399.00. Why am I selling it for so cheap? Because I don't like to haggle and I believe in giving people a true bargain. I see so many items on Craigslist that are only 10% cheaper than you could buy it in a store. And besides, who has the time to go back and forth with people? I certainly don't.
However, because it's so cheap, you need to have a truck and a handy helper to assist you in moving it. (And by the way I live on the second floor with no elevator). Writing this post and pointing you in the direction of the bed is just about all the work I am willing to do.
In case you lack imagination, here are some wonderful uses for a bed like this:
-Throw a bunch of Indian pillows on it and create a hang spot for you and your mates before heading for a night on the town
-Add a couple of hand mirrors, hookas, and credit cards, and you can create a little drug den (if you're into that)
-If you're the orgy type (I'm not, but you may be) you can add some lotions and oils and maybe a ceiling mirror to convert it into a hot little sex den
The dimensions are 81"wide x 101"long x 6"tall. And the platform siding is 10" wide.
Email me for more info or to come see it.
QUEEN SIZED MATTRESS IS NOT INCLUDED. Works well with Queen futon if that's what you're currently using. Also, the dark-wood finish has a few water marks on it from plants I had around it, but it adds character---and at that price it's still a great deal!
The bed can easily be disassembled to move and reassembled at your place. No drama.
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