What should I name my next kid?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

I have some pretty cool names picked out, but am having serious trouble deciding. Here we go.

[MercutioATC]

1. Kid v2.0

[Langis]

2. Kid B!!!

[Cat Atomic]

3. CU-00324

Or some similar designation. :)

[LastKnight]

4. Robb

seriously, then whenever he makes you mad you can call him a dingbat

-LK

[Badger1]

5. ABB n/t

[mykpart]

6. Moon Unit? Dweezil?

How about, Hey you? Or, as portrayed on "Have Gun Will Travel," Heyboy or Heygirl?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. How about 'Heyboyheygirl superstar dj's here we go'?

Or is that maybe a little too formal? We could shorten it to 'Hey!'

[Deja Q]

8. Well, it's a threeway tie between:

2, 3, and 6... ;-)

Or you could also consider 2Q4B as a middle name. :D

[Screaming Lord Byron]

10. I changed Weng-Chiang. People might just think I was being racist

Anyway, as Magnus Greel is (sort-of) Weng-Chiang, he's still there.
The more I think about it, the more I like Drax, or Meglos as a name. Davros is a good choice, don't you think? Or a little too ethnic?

[pink_poodle]

9. or, if it's a girl, Griselda Fishfinger sounds quite nice. -nm

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[Screaming Lord Byron]

13. Hmmm. That might work. I was going to go for Doris the Terrible

but that might work,hmm.

[pink_poodle]

15. I know. It's tempting. If I could have kids, I might just want one......

so I could use that name. Good luck!!

[TheMightyFavog]

36. If it's a boy, you could always use Wat Dabney!

End of Line.

[Cush]

11. Bob'weadababyeetsaboy

someone had to say it :-)

[Parrcrow]

12. Why not...

Screaming Little Lord Fauntleroy?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

14. Hmmm. Maybe Myron Byron?

[Parrcrow]

19. I like it

but Myron will do some major screaming at you and Lady Byron in the not too distant future

[nuxvomica]

16. "Heinz the Baron Krauss von Espy"

[freeforall]

17. Zaphod

This is different - very individual!

[mykpart]

18. Make the baby's first name

"Doctor" or "Lord" so he/she will have prestige!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

20. How about Field Marshall The Lord Byron, Duke of Earl?

I like the sound of that.

[Parrcrow]

21. you've got to work "the Great" in at the end too.

and by the way congratulations!!!:toast:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

23. Thank you. I shall try and work in Right Honourable as well.

[pink_poodle]

24. "Benevolent" always works good too. -nm

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[Screaming Lord Byron]

27. Why don't I just go straight to 'His Holiness'?

[pink_poodle]

28. Yup. That would do it. -nm

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[Parrcrow]

29. or her holiness n/t

[pink_poodle]

22. It needs a few more salutations. -nm

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[POed_Ex_Repub]

25. Perfect name for a child "Scuseme"

What's your name?

Scuseme.

Excuse me, what's your name?

Also good for apologies, getting in the front of the line, the possibilities are endless.

[ironflange]

26. Girl: Belinda

Boy: Stockwell

[Screaming Lord Byron]

31. Damnit! Now why didn't I think of that!

Preston might be more like it, or maybe Mulroney? Does that work as a first name? For a girl, how about Dar? (or maybe not!)

[ironflange]

32. Dar!

heeheeheehee

[A HERETIC I AM]

30. "Krognoor, Chancellor of the Grasslands"

has a nice ring to it, dontchathink?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

33. Yes. Or Morgoth Bauglir, Black Enemy of the World.

Or is that a little too traditional?

[pink_poodle]

34. hee hee hee (maniacal laughter and snickering) -nm

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[TheMightyFavog]

35. Trogdor, the Burninator!

TROGDOR! TROGDOR!
Trogdor was a man....
I mean, he was a dragon-man....uh....and then he was just a dragon!....
um.... but he was still TROGDOR! TROGDOR!
Burninating the country-side, burninating the peasants, burninating all the people in their thatched-roof cottages!
THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!
And the Trogdor comes in the NIGGGGHHHHHHHH!

(Lose 1d4 Geek points for not doing that from memeory.)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

37. I was leaning towards Thorfinn Hammerhand, but

Zaphod, Mordred and Kid B seem popular. But would they get picked on at school? No one's gonna beat on Thorfinn Hammerhand.

[Mass_Liberal]

38. Little Yak

in honor of the lounge.

[DS1]

39. M.C.

[fortyfeetunder]

40. A personal question....

I've heard of people naming children based on a certain location, that is the geographical location of conception...there's an idea...

[Screaming Lord Byron]

43. Say hello to Moose Jaw Byron, you mean?

Or maybe Medicine Hat Byron?

[philosophie_en_rose]

41. Slartybartfast

Good for a girl or a boy.

[NewYorkerfromMass]

42. Zaphod is an amazing name

amazingly amazing.... ;)

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

48. Zaphod is my choice too, but

that's probably what half the class will be named (like when every kid seemed to be Jason or Heather) so I vote for Dammit Jim, which will insure your child will become a doctor. Congrats on the next event!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

50. Yeah, that's the problem with traditional names, all the kids have 'em.

I've narrowed it down to Comrade or Il Duce.

[arwalden]

44. LORETTA

[Screaming Lord Byron]

47. Hmm, I was thinking more along the lines of Ermintrude.

[arwalden]

49. That's Nice Too...

Kind of a cross between Ernistine and Gertrude. Pretty.

[Twillig]

45. Sterling Heyden

Or perhaps, "Johnny Guitar" as in:

"Johnny Guitar?"

'That's my name, you wanna try and change it?'

Or maybe just plain old "Mad Dog Vachon Lord Byron."

Only Johnny Guitar could be considered male only...I think.

[Bucky]

46. If it's a boy, name it Dean. If it's a girl, Wesley

Wesley is NOT a girl's name, goddammit!!

[SCDem]

51. What about Zultan?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

53. Maybe, although, I'm more of a Zoltar kinda guy.

[MissMillie]

52. Pat

Dana
Chris
Terry




Unisex names!

[Burma Jones]

54. Thing One (n/t)