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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-08 11:43 PM
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this thread is for all the DU ladies
Good evening, thank you for stopping by.

I want to take some time to discuss with you the ways of sensuality.

No. Don't be afraid. Please sit down and relax. You might have noticed the bottles of sensual oils and fine bath salts that I have. I spare no expense.

Try some wine? It's a delicate White Zinfandel. I know you will like it.

The music? Montovani. Sexiness should know no limitations.

And that's why we are really here. A cosmic explosion of sexiness contained in two separate earthly vessels of flesh.

No. Say nothing. My passion is like a fire that can sustain us through primordial night.

The food? Just delicious and succulent shrimp wrapped in bacon tossed with melon balls. In many cultures, this is what they consider a delicacy.

Yes. I know you must feel the same way that I do. Great attraction is often tempered with extreme revulsion.

Do not worry.
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-08 11:47 PM
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1. Or, as Dmitri the Stud would say, "Let the romance begin."
:rofl:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-08 11:47 PM
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2. Let the Games Begin
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-08 11:48 PM
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3. by 3 pm or it's over
:P
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-08 11:51 PM
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5. and there's "nothing wrong with him"!
:rofl:
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-08 11:49 PM
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4. Saw your dating demo video
http://www.justzip.com/jztv.php?itemID=104



Sorry.

I chose curtain #2
Am into stardust and galaxies

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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-08 09:59 AM
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7. don't fear sexiness
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-08 07:07 AM
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6. bwahahahahahahaha--
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