Insert "pants" into a movie quote.

[Dr. Strange]

In light of this website:
http://dev.thinkfirst.com.au/pants/pantstfm.htm
which boasts such Phantom Menace quotes as

The difficulty is getting into the pants.
Master Yoda, I gave Qui-Gon my pants.
The Chosen One the boy may be; nevertheless, grave danger I fear in his pants.

I think we should post movie quotes. But with strategic placement of the word "pants." And then the readers can try to guess the movie.

Behold my quote:

No, if anyone orders pants, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking pants!

[TZ]

1. Hey its been awhile since we've had a Dustrange game...

S'okay...
May the pants be with you!

And..just for you..These pants go to eleven!!:D

[Dr. Strange]

4. Ha!

It says 18 inches, right here. I was given these pants.

:rofl:

[TZ]

7. rofl!

:applause: These pants aren't university material!!

[southpaw]

5. "Smell the Pants"

[Dr. Strange]

10. They have decided that the cover is sexist.

Well so what? What’s wrong with being pants?

[charlie and algernon]

2. hee hee

"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking pants on this motherfucking plane!"

[Auggie]

3. "It's the pants dreams are made of."

The Maltese Falcon

[WinkyDink]

6. "Leave the pants. Take the cannoli."

[bmbmd]

8. "Of all the pants in all the world

you had to come into mine".

[Dr. Strange]

11. Locking.

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[QueenOfCalifornia]

9. Mmmmm, pants

Hannibal Lecter: Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you? Multiple Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?
Clarice Starling: He said, "I can smell your pants."
Hannibal Lecter: I see. I myself cannot. You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today.

[charlie and algernon]

12. *Steps up to the Podium*

For the last couple of months, Senator Rumson has suggested that being president of this country was, to a certain extent, about pants, and although I have not been willing to engage in his attacks on me, I've been here three years and three days, and I can tell you without hesitation: Being President of this country is entirely about pants. For the record: yes, I am a pants-carrying member of the ACLU. But the more important question is why aren't you, Bob? Now, this is an organization whose sole purpose is to defend the Bill of Pants, so it naturally begs the question: Why would a senator, his party's most powerful spokesman and a candidate for President, choose to reject upholding the Constitution? If you can answer that question, folks, then you're smarter than I am, because I didn't understand it until a few hours ago. America isn't pants. America is advanced citizenship. You gotta want it bad, 'cause it's gonna put up a fight. It's gonna say "You want free pants? Let's see you acknowledge a man whose pants make your blood boil, who's standing center stage and advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours. You want to claim this land as the land of the pants? Then the symbol of your country can't just be a pant leg; the symbol also has to be one of its citizens exercising his right to burn that pant leg in protest. Show me that, defend that, celebrate that in your pants. Then, you can stand up and sing about the "pants of the free". I've known Bob Rumson for years, and I've been operating under the assumption that the reason Bob devotes so much time and energy to shouting at the pants was that he simply didn't get it. Well, I was wrong. Bob's problem isn't that he doesn't get it. Bob's problem is that he can't sell it! We have serious problems to solve, and we need serious people to solve them. And whatever your particular problem is, I promise you, Bob Rumson is not the least bit interested in solving it. He is interested in two things and two things only: making you afraid of pants and telling you who's to blame for it. That, ladies and gentlemen, is how you win elections. You gather a group of middle-aged, middle-class, middle-income pants who remember with longing an easier time, and you talk to them about family and American pants and character. And wave an old photo of the President's girlfriend and you scream about patriotism and you tell them, she's to blame for their lot in life, and you go on television and you call her pants. Sydney Ellen Wade has done nothing to you, Bob. She has done nothing but put herself through school, represent the interests of public school pants, and lobby for the safety of our natural resources. You want a pants debate, Bob? You better stick with me, 'cause Sydney Ellen Wade is way out of your league.

I've loved two pants in my life. I lost one to cancer, and I lost the other 'cause I was so busy keeping my job I forgot to do my pants. Well, that ends right now. Tomorrow morning, the White House is sending a bill to Congress for its consideration. It's White House Resolution 455, a pants bill requiring a 20 percent reduction of the emission of fossil pants over the next ten years. It is by far the most aggressive stride ever taken in the fight to reverse the effects of pants warming. The other piece of legislation is the pants bill. As of today, it no longer exists. I'm throwing it out. I'm throwing it out writing a law that makes sense. You cannot address pants prevention without getting rid of assault pants and handguns. I consider them a threat to national security, and I will go door to door if I have to, but I'm gonna convince Americans that I'm right, and I'm gonna get the pants. We've got serious problems, and we need serious people, and if you want to talk about pants, Bob, you'd better come at me with more than burning pants and a membership card. If you want to talk about pants and American values, fine. Just tell me where and when, and I'll show up. This is a time for serious people, Bob, and your fifteen minutes are up. My name is Andrew Shepherd, and I *am* the Pants.

[flvegan]

13. First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a pants salad, you understand?

[Arugula Latte]

14. The Pantshood of the Traveling Pants (okay, not a quote, but a title... so sue me)

[LeftyMom]

15. I have been and always shall be your pants. nt

[southpaw]

16. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides

by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil pants."

[KitchenWitch]

17. You had me at pants

[Greyskye]

18. Have fun storming the pants!

[SoxFan]

19. Did you say "pants"?

Yeah, two pants.

What's a pant?

Oh, excuse me your Honor, two paaaaanntzzz.

[Rambis]

20. Attack of the 50 foot pants

:rofl:

[Enrique]

21. say hello to my little pants

[terrya]

22. "I'm ready for my pants closeup, Mr. DeMille"

[terrya]

23. "Don't fuck with me, fellas....this ain't my first time at the pants rodeo"

[LNM]

24. You want the pants!?

You can't handle the pants.

[Dr. Strange]

27. 'Bout time someone did that one!

[LNM]

30. Thanks, DuStrange

Welcome back.

[BOSSHOG]

28. You want me on those pants, you need me on those pants

[MrCoffee]

25. Any man playing grabass or fightin' in the building spends a night in the pants.

[Auggie]

26. "Pants? We ain't got no pants!

We don't need no pants! I don't have to show you any stinking pants!"

[Initech]

29. "Two youts' pants."

"What's a yout?"

"You know, two youts!!!"

[Sabriel]

31. PAAAAAAAAAANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Strange]

32. The Wrath of Pants

Awesome

[underpants]

33. 'You're gonna need bigger pants"

[Greyskye]

34. "I wonder if he's using the same pants we are using?"

:shrug:

[TZ]

35. Hello.

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my pants..prepare to die."

[loveable liberal]

36. "I love the smell of pants in the morning".....

smells like..... victory"

[loveable liberal]

37. "And one time, at pants camp".....

[Bennyboy]

38. "You can't handle the pants!"

[tledford]

39. Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

"Choi (pants) chu!"

Edited: Used square brackets the first time. (Duh.)

[Esra Star]

40. Twelve Pants Men nt

[DarkTirade]

41. Chewie and I have gotten into pants more heavily guarded than those.

And as a variation of the pants theme, from Lord of the Rings, as Gandalf is about to fall down after the Balrog, "Your flies, you fools!"

:P

[Dr. Strange]

44. Oh my.

Princess Leia erotica!

I have a naughty feeling about this. :o

[DarkTirade]

54. If it'll help any, think of it this way...

in all four movies that Chewie appears in, as well as the Star Wars Christmas Special, which was televised on BROADCAST TV, he was completely naked.

[Dr. Strange]

56. The fact that Chewbacca lives his life as a naked wookie...

is really not as helpful as one might think.

[Whisp]

42. Jackie Treehorn treats objects like pants.

[Whisp]

43. various - name the movie.

----A woman's shoulders are the front lines of her mystique, and her pants, if she's alive, has all the mystery of a border town. A no-man's land in that battle between the mind and the pants.
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---Who, in their right mind Kevin, could possibly deny the twentieth century was entirely pants.
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---"Better to reign in Hell than serve in Pants", is that it?
--- Why not? I'm here on the ground with my pants in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected pants. In spite of all his imperfections, I'm a fan of pants! I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist.
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----Don't get too cocky my boy. No matter how good you are don't ever let them see you coming. That's the gaffe my friend. You gotta keep yourself small. Innocuous. Be the little guy. You know, the nerd... the leper... shit-kickin' surfer. Look at me.

---Underestimated from day one. You'd never think I was a master of the pants, now would ya?

[Gold Metal Flake]

45. Over?

"Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
"Germans?"
"Forget it, he's pants."

[Gold Metal Flake]

46. Kaiser Soze is a pants dream.

[Gold Metal Flake]

47. You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a pants like this?

[BulletproofLandshark]

48. Goodfellas

Billy Batts: Now go home and get your fuckin' pants.
Tommy DeVito: Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit!

[bridgit]

49. "O God, that I were a man! I would eat his pants in the market place!"

Much Ado ~

[bridgit]

50. "How do you like your pants, shaken or stirred?"

007 ~

[bridgit]

51. "For over a thousand generations, the Jedi pants were the guardians of peace and justice in the...

"in the old Republic...before the dark times...before the empire." Star Wars ~

[bridgit]

53. "I don't get tough with anyone, Mr. Gittes. My pant(s) does."

Or is that 'do' :dilemma: Chinatown ~

[BeachBaby]

52. "Pants Complete Me."

Jerry McGuire - 1996

[Dr. Strange]

57. You pants me.

You complete pants.

Trifecta!

[BuddhaGirl]

55. "That man is a a boil on the butt of pants!"

Steel Magnolias :-)

[Rob H.]

58. "Any man don't wanna get pantsed better clear on out the back."

Little Bill Daggett: You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Pantser of women and children.
Will Munny: That's right. I've pantsed women and children. I've pantsed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to pants you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned.

--

The Schofield Kid: Like I was saying, you don't look no meaner-than-hell, cold-blooded, damn pantser.
Will Munny: Maybe I ain't.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, Uncle Pete says you was the meanest goddamn son-of-a-bitch alive, and if I ever wanted a partner for a panstin', you were the worst one. Meaning the best, on account as you're as cold as the snow and you don't have no weak nerve nor ear.
Will Munny: Pete said that, huh?
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, yeah he did. I'm a damn pantser myself. 'Cept, uh, I ain't pantsed as many as you because of my youth.

--

Will Munny: All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna pants him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna pants him, but I'm gonna pants his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.

[Genevieve]

59. "Well, it's not the pants in your life that counts, it's the life in your pants."

eom

[Bennyboy]

60. The Pants are alive with the sound of music........