DU sexuality poll

[bobthedrummer]

I'm curious to see the results of this self-descriptive poll about the sexuality of DUers.

Yes, it is really none of my business, but I'm curious.

It is my way of escaping the other forums for awhile on a Saturday afternoon.

Do you describe your sexuality as homosexual, bisexual or heterosexual?

I know I probably left out some other options-but these seem to be the big 3.

[fleetus]

1. Re: I probably left out some other options

Yeah, where's "metrosexual?"

[bobthedrummer]

2. I've heard that term, but I'm ignorant of what that means.

Can someone define it for me?

[Bertha Venation]

5. No.

Ha.

I loathe the "word" because it's stupid and nasty pop culture and I'm fed to the teeth with today's cheap, ugly, ever-sexually-charged pop culture.

But that's just my humble opinion. Your mileage may vary.

[PVnRT]

61. It's also

a way for people to call others "fags" without using the word "fag" so that it sounds nicer.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

42. metrosexual

not a sexuality more a straight man who dressed in a cultured euro fashion that in this country is considered gay

so if you are a straight man, get your eyebrows tweezed, dress well etc you are a metrosexual

[bobthedrummer]

45. Thanx, lionesspriyanka!

Upon hearing the term, I kinda thought that it might have had something to do with having sex with urban planners or doing it on public transportation-lol.
:hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

46. you are welcome!

i love metrosexuals...

[Baclava]

3. What?

No tri-sexual - I'll try anthing....

[ironflange]

4. What about "Undecided?"

I've known a few of those.

You also forgot "Robb is a dingbat."

[IronLionZion]

6. Bisexuals are greedy!

just kidding!

[Bucky]

27. I thought I was gonna become "bye" sexual, so in desperation I became...

"buy" sexual

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. What about the Homer Sexuals?

:-)

[brainwashed_youth]

8. straight as an arrow

I'm just about the straightest guy I know.

[elperromagico]

9. CNN is now ready to project Heterosexual as the winner by a landslide.

[Deja Q]

12. Eek, I know where I've seen that eye...

Now that means you're that person, or you nicked the same image from where that person nicked it...

LOL!

Of course, I could be wrong... lots of people probably do the old "close up of an eyeball" trick... :D

[elperromagico]

25. Sir, that is my eye.

[gauguin57]

31. ... yeah, and ...

... Tim Russert has his little marker-board, ready to predict da winnah!

[Feanorcurufinwe]

10. Can't remember

it's been too long

[Deja Q]

11. What happened to the "metrosexual"

Fancy faddy farce as that was... :eyes:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

43. its not a sexuality

its more a look for yourself and your apartment

[private_ryan]

13. is this reflective of the nation?

25% gay or bi? Just curious

[Deja Q]

14. I'll bonk anything...

Fairly homosexual, but I'm so desperate, I'll try anything! Or, rather, anyone... the use of the word "anything" could lead to some interesting scenarios, none of which seem very savory...

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

15. WHAT? No trysexual?

I will try anything once... maybe twice if I like it.

[Ysabel]

16. hetro...

htuttle (also here at du) is my husband...

[bigwillq]

17. Yup, I'm queer n/t

[fortyfeetunder]

18. TRISEXUAL

(snicker) GOTCHA!

[Renew Deal]

19. Which one is the one about having sex with animals?

Just for information purposes only of course.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

44. bestiality?

[bicentennial_baby]

20. Bi

Yep.

[Goldberg]

21. Hetero here.

[Fridays Child]

22. So far, 36% of the DU population is non-straight. If the truth were...

...told over, on the dark side, I wonder what the gay-straight ratio would be.

[populistmom]

23. Boringly strait

Maybe I would have experimented with alternatives if I didn't get married as young as I did, but I kind of doubt it really. I can be close to other women, but I don't look at another woman the same way I do as a man I find attractive. Men are just....too yummy. Even if at times they drive me loopy, I love how they speak, smell, taste, feel, and how we can be so mysterious to them at times too. I need a bit of yin with my yang (or yang with my yin?). I think I was born this way though, so don't hold it against me.

[Bucky]

26. Thrillingly straight, dangerously straight, artistically straight

OK, there's that one time in high school, but I was drunk...

[Lizz612]

24. Bi....

and don't try to tell me I am homo- or hetero- and just confused! I know I like both, but that doesn't mean I'll date (much less do) just anyone. It also doesn't mean I will do the sort of things you see in porn. Bi does not always translate directly into kinky. {/rant}

[Padraig18]

28. I'm as queer as a 3-punt bank note!

:P

[Ediacara]

29. speaking of queer money

I actually have a three dollar bill.... :-)

From the Bahamas:


And speaking of queer..... have you seen these fake Euros?

[gauguin57]

30. how about ...

asexual?

[BlueJazz]

32. Yea!....Us Heterosexuals are winning!!

Ha, Ha...Those "others" will never be able to catch us.

[Bucky]

33. Yes, heteros are like the John Kerrys of sex. Ewww, I don't that thought

I'll bet if Wes Clark were in this race, he'd be winning.

[Robb]

34. What's wrong w' bein' sexy?

[Mrs. Venation]

35. Queer As A Football Bat

I've known I was not like most other people since I was six years old; I remember being, uh, stimulated by a woman at age ten. I was about ten years old when I had my first crush on another female.

Yep, definitely queer as a football bat.

[Cannikin]

36. I'm not gay but my boyfriend is.

[Richardo]

37. Harold Ramis in Stripes: "We are *willing to learn*!"

:D

[DinahMoeHum]

38. ASEXUAL.

It's just not a priority with me.


:evilgrin:

[Skittles]

50. ARE YOU A MUFFIN ???

:7

[Beaker]

39. I'm a lesbian- trapped in a man's body.

HELP!

[LincolnMcGrath]

40. DUsexual

All day I dream about evilDUers of the female persuasion.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

41. pansexual

thats what i am...sleep with butch boys and high femme girls and everyone in the middle

[Cuban_Liberal]

47. Bi-/gay.

Technically, I'm bi-, although I've had no interest in women on any sexual level in about 5 years. :)

[VOX]

48. Plain-wrap straight...

I've always pursued the girls, even during the formative years ("Hey, let's play doctor!").

My older brother is gay, and I've had some very close gay friends over the years, so the concept of same-sex attraction isn't foreign to my life.

I just always wanted to sit next to a cute girl in class, or play spin the bottle with girls, or scout the room for a femme of "great biological significance," etc. Women have brought much joy, a fair amount of pain and craziness, but I couldn't imagine a life or a world without them.

Chalk it up to hard-wiring.

On edit: damned typos!

[skypilot]

49. I'm a seven on the Kinsey scale.

Yeah, I know it only goes to 6.:)

[tigerbeat]

51. bisexual

.....in a polyamorous relationship with a bi female.

yeah, probably more information than you wanted to know.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

52. I'm married, so am officially post-sexual.

[Selwynn]

53. Just another boring guy who worships the ground women walk on.....:)

[bobthedrummer]

54. Kick

n/t

[mvd]

55. Completely heterosexual male

n/t

[adamblast]

56. Monk Without A Cause...

Celibate most of my life.

Damned if I know why.

Can't get laid to save my life.

[bobthedrummer]

57. This is an unscientific fun poll

it has consistently been running a GLB percentage of about 25% since last Saturday afternoon.

Howdy!
:hi:

[bobthedrummer]

58. Kick

:dem:

[bif]

59. Quadrasexual

n/t

[bif]

60. You forgot Asexual

n/t