Top Ten Signs Bush Is Considering Dumping Cheney

[CatWoman]

10. Cheney's desk has been replaced by President's new air hockey table.

9. There's a listing on Monster Dot Com for a Vice-Presidential position in a "Large North American Government."

8. Cheney's so depressed he's only eating 12 KFC drumsticks a day.

7. There is a "For Rent" sign on the front lawn of the undisclosed location.

6. When Cheney says, "We're gonna win in November," Bush snarls, "What's this 'We' crap?"

5. White House interns are no longer required to know CPR.

4. The CIA says they have reliable information Cheney won't be dumped.

3. Bush asked Trump if he could come to Washington and fire Cheney.

2. Yesterday a tearful Cheney sang "I Will Survive" on the White House lawn.

1. Bush called Daddy looking for Quayle's number.

[Fovea]

1. I love it!

Great stuff!

[Auntie Bush]

2. ROTFL

[Kamika]

3. LOL 8,9 and 10 owned

10. Cheney's desk has been replaced by President's new air hockey table.

9. There's a listing on Monster Dot Com for a Vice-Presidential position in a "Large North American Government."

8. Cheney's so depressed he's only eating 12 KFC drumsticks a day.

[lovedems]

4. #4 is my favorite!

What a great list! :)

[cliss]

5. Isn't it funny

The man who is supposedly the "brains" behind the outfit is about to get dumped by the man who has been excluded from executive meetings at the White House. What a joke.

"Methinks the lady doth protest too much". Shakespeare.