You are a hopeless, worthless human being...

[MrScorpio]

Why do so many advertisers use this premise to try sell me stuff that I don't need?

[redwitch]

1. "Can't be a man cause he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me...

I can't get no... satisfaction".



:-) Couldn't agree more. Not only are we hopeless and worthless, we smell bad too. And our teeth aren't white enough. At least we don't have ring around the collar anymore!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. I must suck.

I must purchase stuff that makes me look better, smell better, that impresses my friends, makes me rich or at least look rich -- because the real me is homely, smelly, uninteresting and poor.

[Pierre.Suave]

7. You're on a roll tonight...

:rofl:

[Adsos Letter]

3. wtf...are you channeling my step-dad...?

...just referring to your post title...

[The Straight Story]

4. Cause in your case it is true

:rofl:

And why do medical commercials always tell me I am probably dying of something and I need to rush to a dr and ask about something they sell?

[Robeson]

5. Wow, from the subject line, I thought I was still working for my Dad...

...:o

[Jade Fox]

6. Because it works with most people..

That's the sad part.

[seemunkee]

8. You are a fluke of the Universe

You have no right to be here, and whether you can hear it or not, the Universe is laughing behind your back

[alarimer]

9. I've told I look stupid (in spam).

I'm not sure how they would know but it did kind of hurt my feelings a little.

Not really.