How Do You Feel When You See This...

[arwalden]

What's your immediate reaction when you see those blinking red words?

[everythingsxen]

1. I usually say...

"I hope someone loves me; too bad it will just be an admin telling me I have done something wrong"

[AlienGirl]

4. ahem...

And what am I, chopped liver?

:loveya:

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

6. Not at all...

:loveya:

You just don't usually message me on DU anymore :P

[AlienGirl]

11. That's true

Speaking of chopped liver, I found a good vegan fake-chopped-liver recipe! W00t!

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

12. Jag and I saw some Vegan pate in the store...

when we went shopping last week.

[AlienGirl]

13. Yum!!

Veggie pate yummy...:drool:

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

15. I would have got you some...

but I wasn't sure if you would want that or not..

I guess I decided wrong, as usual.

[AlienGirl]

17. Dunno if I would have wanted it that day...

But, if it makes you feel any better, the soy-ice-cream you got me the other day is absolutely spectacular! It has ground vanilla beans in it. Super yummy!

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

23. Good. I am glad. Of course you specifically asked for it...

So it would have been difficult for me to fail at that.

[AlienGirl]

24. Well, technically,

I asked for vanilla soy-ice-cream, yes. But you found a particularly excellent one. I didn't specify brand name.

Besides, after your tenacity on the Bagel Mission, I seriously doubt you'd fail at any shopping-related task.

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

26. Ah but I did...

I was supposed to bring you.. uh.. what was it.. not babaganush.. something with a T I think?

[AlienGirl]

27. Tabbuleh

They were out; it happens.

The bagels, now, *that* was important!

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

28. As I said on that day...

It still counts as a failure. Nothing will convince me otherwise.

I am still looking for the horseradish...

[AlienGirl]

29. Goldangit...

Didn't you hear, the horseradish is no longer needed?

You just don't give up once you start something, do ya? :P

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

30. No, I really can't..

Once I have an assigned mission, it is forever in my head that I must accomplish that mission, even if the orders are later cancelled. I wish I could take a pill and make that stop...

[AlienGirl]

32. I noticed...

But it's cute, like that tuft... :loveya:

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

34. ROFL

I think you may very well be just a shade crazier than I am to like someone as bat-shit crazy as me. :evilgrin:

[AlienGirl]

51. Well, yes!

I'm crazy as...

A CAFFEINATED RAT! Madness!!!!

[bigwillq]

2. I thinks it's a warning n/t

[Whitacre D_WI]

3. I feel aroused.

Like when I think of man on dog.

[arwalden]

25. That Is Just Too Twisted For Color-TV

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. I know who loves me.

n/t

Love it!

[skippythwndrdog]

7. I don't know

I'm too young in DU to get mail WAAAHHHHHH!!!!

[Dogmudgeon]

8. New Mail = Trip to the Principal's Office

That's pretty much what it's become.

--bkl

[Deja Q]

9. What's wrong now?

Okay, I usually get nice e-mails or e-mails of concern on days when I act more oddly than usual, which is shocking as I'm a neurotic pessimist by trade, but still... I myself am a coward and I should read more than the subject lines...

[Kathy in Cambridge]

10. New Mail or Messgae from the Admins?

:scared:

[lovedems]

14. It's been Yeah!

But that might change to OH NO! soon with the persistently bitchy mood I have been in lately!

:)

[NightTrain]

16. Truth be told, kind of indifferent.

But at least I know it's not going to be an ad for goddamned penis enlargement!

[AlienGirl]

21. Are you SURE?

:evilgrin:

Tucker

[NightTrain]

22. *Sigh* I should've known better....

:eyes:

[Pithlet]

18. It happens so rarely

That I really get excited when I do see it. The only time I'd be worried is if I knew I'd been a bad girl. But, that so very rarely happens, of course O8)

[Fight_n_back]

19. My penis can get bigger from an herbal remedy?

Im dubious.

Most of my mail has to do with penis enlargement and it is hard to not take it personally.

[Endangered Specie]

20. "You've got flame!"

[TrogL]

31. Robb is a dingbat

We had a mail exchange about that.

[pagerbear]

33. Actually I've never gotten that message

Guess nobody loves me.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

35. I have mail

I don't have mail
I have mail
I don't have mail
I have mail
I don't have mail
I have mail
I don't have mail
I have mail....

[Goldberg]

36. I get excited...because nobody writes me.

Except for the few who did the other day. Thanks for the support. :hi: They know who they are. :)

[populistmom]

37. Could it possibly, finally be....?

A response?

(Opens mail.)

No, of course not. :grr: Still very happy to receive any and all mail from my nice, honest, and friendly DU compadres. :)

[arwalden]

38. I Think We Should Be Able To Send OURSELVES Private Messages

Just to make sure it's working. --- You know... when you haven't received a phone call in hours or days (not even a sales call) so you pick up the receiver just to make sure it's still connected.

-- Allen

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

39. Used to be able to

That would be how I would remind myself to go back to a thread or start one.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

40. "Ooops"

"I'm on his login, not mine"...because I don't have an inbox yet. That's the main reason I post - to get a mailbox so I can nag-errr, contact him here. Thing is, I don't have much to add to the discourse: "ha ha," "nice cats, " that sort of thing. (I was hurt in a bad relationship with another message board and I'm slow to trust again.) So it's been slow going. But I've learned a new trick to help build my post count: I stay logged in and then he accidentally posts on my ID. Works like a charm!

Ha ha.

Nice cats.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

41. Funny! Don't I know he who must obey?

Think I've heard that one before...oh wait...Mrs Uly??

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

43. He's a friend of yours, in fact...

The Magistrate. Don't need to make him obey too often though, as I got him factory pre-stressed, with few customer-serviceable parts. Thanks for the chance to make another post! :D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

45. Oh that's right!

I remembered the thread about SheWhoMustBeObeyed but couldn't quite remember the circumstances...it was after he scared us all and wouldn't obey you...glad he's back in line...and yes...I consider him a friend and partner as do most of us!

[mobuto]

46. Is he still on waranty?

I should hope so, Ma'am. You never know with the Magistrate.
:-)

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

49. Well, I picked him up already used

...but he works really well nonetheless. Those older models often do, y'know...solid state construction, none of those little chips that go kaflooey. The quality goes in before the name goes on. :D

[Blue-Jay]

42. I think "YAY!"

Sadly, I don't think "yay" enough.

[VOX]

44. "I swear to God I didn't do it."

Whatever it was!

:evilgrin:

[ScreamingMeemie]

47. Oh Crap!

Just teasing. :P

[sweetheart]

48. fucking popups.!! n/t

.

[Karenina]

50. That someone was kind enough

to respond to my inquiry.