whorenews one-liner Friday FUN! | If you... then....

[nostamj]

some of you know i'm producing/writing/assembling a bush-bashing politcal cabaret set to open in June in NYC

as a prelude into a 'media montage' I would like to create a set of 4-10 SOLID one-liners along the lines of Jeff Foxworthy's "You may be a redneck if..." jokes.

a number of DUers are already contributing (and I will give full credit in the 'additional material by') for any and all contributions.

there are few places as wicked clever as the DU Lounge. i'm sure you can go to places that would never occur to me!

examples:

If you begin every discussion of gay civil rights with: "God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve," then you probably take Jerry Fallwell seriously.

If you believe that the invasion of Iraq made you safer from terrorism, then the flag on your SUV is probably tattered.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

1. If you think George W. Bush is great...

you're probably either wealthy, a sucker, or a wealthy sucker.

[nostamj]

4. yeah, that works! n/t

[silverlib]

2. Here's my husband's original

not how sure how clean you have to keep it, though

"At least when Clinton *!*$#@^ you, you knew it was coming 'cause he had his dick in his hand."

[nostamj]

3. well, it IS new york!

i like it! thanks