I want in on the Moderators forum

[MrCoffee]

but I don't want to moderate, I just want to see who they're talking about in there.


Is that wrong of me?

[redqueen]

1. Nope... just... well...

Cluck cluck.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Dude. They're talking about you. We all are. In the MrCoffee forum

that you can't see.

[MrCoffee]

3. Well duh. Of course they are. Everyone loves me.

I can't really blame them. I'm that fucking awesome. Haven't you been to MrCoffeeUnderground.com? Or MrCoffeeRules.com? Tell you what, it would be easier for you just to google "MrCoffee kicks ass"...somewhere around the 30th page is where it just starts to get trite, but there's some really good stuff out there.

[Midlodemocrat]

4. *ahem* I STARTED MrCoffeeUnderground.com

it was a gift to you. :rofl:

[MrCoffee]

7. You're the one who banned me?

:cry:


jerk.

[Shell Beau]

5. Yeah!! Let's figure out a way to hack into the system!!

:o


:P

[MrCoffee]

6. Hack the Planet!

It's in the place where I put that thing that time. You know, near the pool on the roof.

[MissMillie]

8. Note to the other mods....

MrCoffee's onto us.....

[Kingofalldems]

9. Has anyone ever been tombstoned over there?

[flvegan]

10. What's wrong with moderating? Not...good enough for you?

You too important to moderate? Think it's beneath you?

Uh huh.

[MrCoffee]

11. flvegan, we post on a forum that has rules.

And those rules have to be enforced by moderators with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Midlo? The moderators have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the freepers and you curse the moderators. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: That a freeper tombstoning, while tragic, probably saved lives. And the moderators' existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.

You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want moderators in this forum. You need them there. Moderators use words like "Locking", "Flamebait", "Oh Jeez, not this shit again"... they use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom moderators provide, then questions the manner in which they provide it. I'd prefer you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you email the Admins and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to.

[flvegan]

12. So in other words, yes.

Way to insult the *volunteers* that toil like they do here. You disgust me.

[MrCoffee]

13. Whatever, disgust-troll

[Elidor]

14. Bravo!

:patriot:

[rug]

15. Who moderates the Moderators forum?

[Ptah]

16. The Mod Squad, of course.

[rug]

17. Linc would bever hang out with this crowd.